Tampa Bay Buccaneers' QB Decision Goes To 'Committee'

Imagine if you will, Raheem Morris on the show "Who Wants To Be An NFL Head Coach?" Regis Philbin asks him the million dollar question:

Regis: "Ok, Raheem, for ONE MILLION DOLLARS:

"Who is the starting quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?"

"You answers are:

A. Byron Leftwich B. Luke McCown C. Josh Freeman D. Josh Johnson.

Raheem: "Geez Regis, I'm so excited about all four! Can I use my lifelines?"

Regis: "Sure Raheem, you have all your lifelines available. You can poll the audience, you can phone a friend, you can ask for the 50-50."

Raheem: "Oh Regis, I'm so excited. How about if I poll the audience?"

Regis: "Ok, Raheem. And the audience says:

"40% Byron Leftwich, 40% Luke McCown, 15% Josh Freeman and 5% Josh Johnson."

Raheem: "Geez Regis, that's not helping me, this is so tough, can I phone a friend?"

Regis: "Sure Raheem, who do you want to call?"

Raheem: "I want to call Mark Dominik..."

(phone ringing)

Regis: "Hello, Mark Dominik!"

Dominik:  "Yes..."

Regis: "Mark, this is Regis Philbin on 'Who Wants To Be An NFL Head Coach'. I've got Raheem Morris here with us, and he has a question for you..."

Raheem: "Hey Mark!"

Dominik: "Raheem, how goes it?"

Raheem: "Well Mark, I have a tough question here and I want to run the answers by you.."

Dominik: "Ok."

Raheem: "The question is 'Who is the starting quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers...the answers are: A. Byron Leftwich B. Luke McCown C. Josh Freeman and D. Josh Johnson."

Dominik:  "Well, Raheem, I don't think it's C or D, but I'm not sure about the other two. Sorry..."

Regis: "Well, Raheem, I'm sorry too."

Raheem: "Regis, I still have the 50-50 left, let's try that..."

Regis: "And the  50-50 is: A and B."

Raheem: "Geez, I'm so excited about both."

Regis: "Ok Raheem, decision time..."

Suddenly, horn blast.

Regis: "Oh goodness Raheem, that's all the time we have for tonight, we'll have to come back next week and play, 'Who wants to be an NFL head coach?'

"See you then."

Raheem: "I'm so excited!"