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Foolish Thoughts: Foolish Fantasy Football Draft Kit

Jacob Sloan
Aug 25, 2009

With most of you hunkering down to conduct your drafts this week, if you havenโ€™t done them already, let me remind you about our handy rankings and strategy recommendations.

2009 Foolish Fantasy Football Draft Kit

Now that our โ€œdraft kitโ€ of sorts is out of the way, letโ€™s talk football, shall we?

A Kick and a Prayer

For starts, did you see Chad Ochocinco kicking field goals last week? The fantasy football world will never be the sameโ€ฆ

The first time Ochocinco kicks it into a screen at Cowboys Stadium, thereโ€™s going to be hell to pay. I canโ€™t believe all the fuss about a television screen. Yes, it can be raised out of the way, so why are we so concerned that it will change the game? The Titanโ€™s punter was gunning for it. Thatโ€™s my story.

Chad Ochocinco might be better on your fantasy team as a kicker this year. Chris Henry has looked sharp this pre-season and was drawing compliments from Carson Palmer in the off-season workouts. For the second straight week, Henry scored a touchdown, even with J.T. Oโ€™Sullivan throwing the ball.

There may be better sleepers out there, but Henry is the only Bengals receiver I would want to own on my fantasy team this year.

Heโ€™s in a contract year, which means he wonโ€™t disappoint, and with Palmer looking like heโ€™s one more sack away from sitting out 2009, itโ€™s good to see that he can play nice with backup quarterback J.T. Oโ€™Sullivan.

Rusty Tom-Bone

On the Patriots side of the ball, Tom Brady looked a bit off Thursday night. As Iโ€™ve warned in the past, he could be a slow starter this season, and I wouldnโ€™t blow an early pick on him unless youโ€™re in a passing-touchdown or quarterback-heavy league.

Jag Snag

Can Troy Williamson be a legit receiver? Thatโ€™s what the Jaguars are starting to think while Mike Walker is missing time.

Williamson was supposed to replace Randy Moss when Minnesota drafted him. He didnโ€™t. Now he looks like he could be a deep threat.

Then again, Williamson might just be putting on a show until the regular season starts so that he can disappear in a cloud of fantasy owner frustration.

Iโ€™m interested in what he has to offer this season for the moment, and you can probably look for him as a late-round flier in most drafts or simply keep an eye on him on the waiver wire.

Now About That Hot-lanta Run Game

Anyone who is worried that the Falcons wonโ€™t run as much with Michael Turner this season should have watched the Falcons game against the Rams. Iโ€™ll give you that it was the Rams, but Turner looked like he was in regular-season form.

Contrary to Popular Belief

Willie Parker can still score touchdowns. He proved that this week. Rashard Mendenhall is great and all, but heโ€™s just not spectacular enough to find his way onto the field for many snaps this year unless something happens to Parker.

Packing It In?

The new-and-improved Packer defense doesnโ€™t look half bad. Actually, they donโ€™t look even one-third bad. If this continues, Iโ€™ll have to look to snag them as a sleeper team defense. They certainly have looked exceptional at causing turnovers in the pre-season. The Baltimore Ravens are not too shabby in that category either.

Cutler 1, Neckbeard 0, Denver -1

And, for the record, Jay Cutler looks much better than Kyle Orton. Sorry, Broncos fans, youโ€™ve been ruined this season by the neckbearded left-hand bomb.

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