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NASHVILLE, TN - DECEMBER 28:  LaRon Landry #30 of the Indianapolis Colts at the line of scrimmage during the third quarter against the Tennessee Titans at LP Field on December 28, 2014 in Nashville, Tennessee.  The Colts defeated the Titans 27-10.  (Photo by Wesley Hitt/Getty Images)
NASHVILLE, TN - DECEMBER 28: LaRon Landry #30 of the Indianapolis Colts at the line of scrimmage during the third quarter against the Tennessee Titans at LP Field on December 28, 2014 in Nashville, Tennessee. The Colts defeated the Titans 27-10. (Photo by Wesley Hitt/Getty Images)Wesley Hitt/Getty Images

Dear God, Is LaRon Landry Getting Even Bigger?

Dan CarsonApr 3, 2015

LaRon Landry is firmly in the NFL doghouse these days.

In March, the former Indianapolis Colts safety received another suspension from the NFL for the use of performance-enhancing drugs—his second in the past year.

This means Landry was either still on the juice after his first suspension (four games in 2014), or the Minotaur pheromones he religiously sprayed on his pre-lift rib-eyes are still working their way out of his bone marrow.

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In any case, Landry has not withered to a husk since being released by the Colts in February. In fact, somehow, he might be getting even bigger.

Landry retweeted a picture posted by fellow gym-goer Jovan L. Swann on Thursday, and, well, just look for yourself.

Is that man…larger now? Let's do a comparative study from an earlier Landry pic.

I don't know what to tell you. It could be the pose, but maybe-not-doping Landry might have even more mass than doping Landry.

In any case, the safety isn't letting his body go to pot this offseason, and if he does sign with a team and avoid further run-ins with the league's drug policy, he'll have to serve a 10-game suspension before he can return to the field.

Dan is on Twitter. He'll stick to his crappy, bargain-bin whey protein.

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