Nothing like a defender trying to be a world-class attacker.
But for the theatrics alone, Vincent Kompany, we thank you.
During Belgium's European qualifier against Israel on Tuesday, the Manchester City centre-back did a series of keepy-uppies with himself, then took an outlandish shot from distance.
It went well past his target, but at least he got this momentary positional confusion out of his system.
See the whole moment here.
Kompany's strange night got even stranger as he was sent off and Belgium were forced to finish the match with 10 men.