We've all been there before—you want to enjoy your nachos at a ballpark, but all the shouting, cheering and general calamity happening around your seat prevents you from being able to eat them comfortably. Luckily, the Milwaukee Brewers have thought of a solution.
The Brewers' "Inside the Park Nachos" allow you to enjoy taco meat with a crusting of Doritos, all on a stick for portability. It will be topped with cheese sauce and sour cream and served with a side of salsa, because, you know...America.
It likely pales in comparison to the Arizona Diamondbacks' Churro Dog calorie-wise, but this is more of a savory dinner entree as opposed to a dessert. You'll have to find another MLB ballpark treat to cap it off with to get the full experience.