Internet Reacts to News That Chip Kelly Is Working Out Tim Tebow in Philadelphia

If you haven't realized already, the sporting world is a wave pool, and Chip Kelly is the sauced-up attendant cackling and redlining the thrusters whenever people aren't expecting it.

After sending LeSean McCoy to the Buffalo Bills and turning the NFL free-agency period on its ear earlier this month, Kelly again ruined our collective chance at sanity Monday by bringing in perennial free-agent quarterback Tim Tebow for a workout in Philadelphia.

ESPN's Adam Schefter broke the news:

Naturally, the sporting industry immediately reacted with a spitting double-take, and madness reigned supreme once again.

This is it: Chip Kelly's masterwork. Just when you think you're bulletproof, that nothing the former Oregon Ducks head coach does can hurt or surprise you anymore, he brings in Timothy Touchdown and juices the spin cycle.

At this juncture, Kelly's offering Tebow a chance to show off his goods feels like a prank—like your friend who pulls away in the car every time you go for the door handle. Except this time, Kelly floors the car and carves "John 3:16" in tire marks on your lawn before finally letting you inside. He doesn't mean anything by it—he just loves to see that look on your face.

Anyway, prepare for Tebowmania 3.0. Or is it 4.0? "Part Cinq"? I've lost track.

Dan is on Twitter, sweeping the broken shards of his sanity into a dust pail.