JSF Pop Quiz
Weโre doing everything we can at JSF headquarters to pretend that Brett Favre really didnโt just un-retire less than a month after formally retiring for the twelfth time, so we figured there was no better distraction than a little pop quiz actionโฆ
In this we-swear-to-God-its-not-photoshopped photo of CBSโ Tim Brando during the networkโs recent NCAA Football preview, Brandoโฆ
a.) is all kinds of pumped up for NBCโs airing of the movie โMerlinโ later that night
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b.) is doing anything he can to get a free Whopper with cheese from Burger King
c.) has to leave after the show to go straighten out his โbitchesโ
d.) heard somewhere that Tim Tebow had a thing for guys in prince hats and is taking his best shot###MORE###
This particular Cardinals fanโฆ
a.) built an giantย ark that saved animal kind a fewย thousand years agoย and is taking a well deserved break
b.) wasnโt banking onย the gag bet he made to grow out his hair and beard until the Cubs win a playoff game to result in quite this significant of a commitment
c.) will be smuggling out at least one significant bite of Busch Stadium hotdog in his mustache
d.) is justย relaxing until he has to head back to the North Pole in a few months
New Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels isโฆ
a.) preparing to drill the cardboard cutout of Jay Cutler that someone brought to training camp
b.)ย in the process of teachingย Kyle Orton the proper way to transition intoย defensive pursuit after throwing another interception
c.)ย being caught pretending to beย Tom Brady
d.) desperately trying to be โone of the guysโ
Cowboys backup QB Jon Kitnaโฆ
a.) just blew a humongous chili fart at Tony Romo
b.) is imagining what it would be like to get naked and sing gospel music with Jessica Simpson
c.) just found out that he lost the โwhen will Brett Favre unretireโ pool by one stinking day
d.) is beyond pissed that he forgot to Tivo tonightโs episode of โThe T.O. Showโ
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