JSF Pop Quiz

We’re doing everything we can at JSF headquarters to pretend that Brett Favre really didn’t just un-retire less than a month after formally retiring for the twelfth time, so we figured there was no better distraction than a little pop quiz action…

In this we-swear-to-God-its-not-photoshopped photo of CBS’ Tim Brando during the network’s recent NCAA Football preview, Brando…

a.) is all kinds of pumped up for NBC’s airing of the movie “Merlin” later that night

b.) is doing anything he can to get a free Whopper with cheese from Burger King

c.) has to leave after the show to go straighten out his “bitches”

d.) heard somewhere that Tim Tebow had a thing for guys in prince hats and is taking his best shot###MORE###

This particular Cardinals fan…

a.) built an giant ark that saved animal kind a few thousand years ago and is taking a well deserved break

b.) wasn’t banking on the gag bet he made to grow out his hair and beard until the Cubs win a playoff game to result in quite this significant of a commitment

c.) will be smuggling out at least one significant bite of Busch Stadium hotdog in his mustache

d.) is just relaxing until he has to head back to the North Pole in a few months

New Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels is…

a.) preparing to drill the cardboard cutout of Jay Cutler that someone brought to training camp

b.) in the process of teaching Kyle Orton the proper way to transition into defensive pursuit after throwing another interception

c.) being caught pretending to be Tom Brady

d.) desperately trying to be “one of the guys”

Cowboys backup QB Jon Kitna…

a.) just blew a humongous chili fart at Tony Romo

b.) is imagining what it would be like to get naked and sing gospel music with Jessica Simpson

c.) just found out that he lost the “when will Brett Favre unretire” pool by one stinking day

d.) is beyond pissed that he forgot to Tivo tonight’s episode of “The T.O. Show”

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