I Think I Would Like To Be.... In Farvo Minnesota

The caption for this photo should read:

" I don't think this helmet is large enough"

As the  broke this Favre , many were Favre to read that Favre has signed a one Favre Favre with Favre for the amount of 12 Favre. 

Have you ever seen the movie Being John Malkovich ?

There is a hole in the wall in a strange office building , behind the filing cabinets , that allows anyone who goes into it, to experience what it is like to be John Malkovich. This is exploited for profit , and like a drug , it becomes addicting to certain users. At a climactic point in the movie , after finding out about this phenomenon . John Malkovich enters the hole and enters into his on conscious mind. 

The result is a maddening scene where everything is Malkovich. All perception is focused on Malkovich. Every one is Malkovich , and even words are Malkovich.  A psychosomatic  hippie trip , into the mirror room ,in the mirror room of self realization , John Malcovich is melting down inside of his own ego.

I expect nothing less of Brett Favre.

After flirting with the idea of retirement for , I cant even remember how long , Bret Favre finally made good with the plan to retire from the "Pack" in the off season of 08.

The media frenzy was too much. 

Then Favre says he wants to come back. The packers had moved on and wanted nothing to do with naming him the starter. 

On to the Jets. Favre ,without having been in training camp ,  gets the starting job. 

Things go badly towards the end of the season , resulting in firing HC Eric Mangini and Favre going back to retirement. 

Then the rumors of Favre going to Minnesota. The rumors , regardless of how much truth they had , were squashed when Favre said he was not going to play for the Vikings this season. 

Today's breaking news. FAVRE. 

Signing a one year 12million dollar contract with the option for a second year.

It is sad to see the physical deterioration of a great athlete, but to publicly witness the mental deterioration. I cant help but laugh. 

This season may be a bit more than Vikings fans can handle , unless , they lace the ticket stubs with LSD. 

Hmmm.... Purple is not a bad color..  horns are pretty cool.... 

THATS IT! I am moving to Minnesota.