Headliners Ball: NY Post always has the details

While other outlets were simply reporting the basic details of Rick Pitino’s affair from 2003 and the subsequent payment to the woman for an abortion, the always trusty New York Post dug deeper and exposed really specific details of what happened during Pitino’s tryst that alledgedly took place in a Louisville restaurant:

How they know what happened in that restaurant is beyond us, but apparently Mr. Pitino is a little freakier than we assumed. 

FoxSports.com’s headliners weren’t to blame for this relatively simplistic story teaser on the 2009 Big 12 basketball season but it was notable nonetheless.  From first glance at the picture accompanying the story, apparently Iowa State’s Craig Brackens and Texas’ Damion James are going to be challenged for the Big 12 title by the Elephant Man:

Even as a Missouri resident who is genetically programmed to despise all things having to do with Kansas basketball, I sympathize with KU center Cole Aldrich.  Seriously, they couldn’t find one picture of the man where he didn’t look like he was doing an impression of Sloth Fratelli?

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