Thibaut Courtois' #AskCourtois Session Is Predictably Trolled by Everyone

Why people still think that subjecting professional footballers to the silly #Ask questions is beyond us all. 

But lo and behold, you're up, Thibaut Courtois. 

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.@thibautcourtois has arrived for his Q&A with @ChampionsLeague #AskCourtois #CFC pic.twitter.com/U24le5E9IH

— Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) January 29, 2015"

We'd wish you luck, but too many of the responses to #AskCourtois were too hilarious. 

It started with a few David de Gea jokes from presumed Manchester United fans. 

"

#AskCourtois How much do u pay De Gea for private goalkeeping lessons? #cfc #mufc

— Nataly Antar (@Nataly_Antar) January 29, 2015"

"

#askCourtois on a scale of 1 - De Gea, how highly do you rate yourself?

— _ (@VanGaald) January 29, 2015"

"

“@Battistuto: #AskCourtois you've been in great form. Do you think you could one day reach the level De Gea is at?” pic.twitter.com/Oqlt93yuUQ

— mári-Juan-a (@ProfessorsGirl8) January 29, 2015"

Of course, there were no shortage of when-Chelsea-became-relevant jokes. 

"

#AskCourtois You were just eleven when Chelsea were formed in 2003. When did you first hear of them?

— Arsenal Gentleman (@ArsenalGent) January 29, 2015"

"

Can you actually hear a pin drop in Stamford Bridge during some games? #AskCourtois

— Steven Cassidy (@iamscassidy) January 29, 2015"

We'll walk away slowly from this one... 

"

Do you ever worry when your wife is home alone and John Terry misses training? #AskCourtois

— seb holmes (@sebholmes4) January 29, 2015"

Then Courtois was asked an age-old joke. 

"

#askcourtois if a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it, should it still be booked for diving?

— Martin Belam (@MartinBelam) January 29, 2015"

His appearance, naturally, was not immune to ridicule. 

"

#AskCourtois what advice did your dad Pinocchio give you as a child?

— James (@LewisDunked) January 29, 2015"

"

#AskCourtois Is it true you played Chandler's boss in Friends? Asking for a mate. pic.twitter.com/5c0AeXxuLk

— Who Ate All The Pies (@waatpies) January 29, 2015"

"

@thibautcourtois #AskCourtois Do you miss your role as Martin Fowler Eastenders? pic.twitter.com/1PA5JVfPx5

— Damian (@TheRealDamianS) January 29, 2015"

"

#AskCourtois Is it annoying that you can stand in your own six yard box and also be offside due to the size of your nose?

— Tommy Sturtivant (@TDS_Biro_Boy) January 29, 2015"

"

Did you prefer playing Gabe in The Office or being a footballer? #AskCourtois pic.twitter.com/KaB369H4QC

— Joshua Brown (@JoshBrownSpurs) January 29, 2015"

Something tells us the Belgian would be slightly less thankful had he seen all of the responses during his little Twitter Q&A session. 

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Thanks for all your #AskCourtois contributions! @thibautcourtois has a message for his fans... https://t.co/IYnKbIj5wp

— Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) January 29, 2015"

[Twitter, h/t Mirror Row Zed]