If you do not have a cape or a sleeve of Pringles in your possession, you cannot recreate Marcin Gortat’s action figure.
The team debuted the Gortat action figure Thursday via Vine. He is presented in his natural state: strong and bushy-browed, cape fluttering softly in the wind.
Gortat discussed the figure in a recent interview with The Washington Post’s Isabelle Khurshudyan. He said the figure looks a bit "beefy," and that he would like teammate Nene Hilario to be his invisible superhero partner.
And don't worry about the midsection. That's just a belt, according to Gortat.
Khurshudyan tried to get John Wall’s opinion on Super Gortat, but he’s all stocked up on that kind of crazy.
One can only assume Wall is either intimidated by this masculine obelisk of Polish dominance or jealous of its supreme beefiness. I don't really blame him. It cuts quite the figure.
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