Borussia Dortmund are having a tough enough time in the league without basic household appliances trolling them, but now even the toasters are against them.
One fan tweeted a picture of his Christmas present, a toaster emblazoned with Dortmund colours. Only trouble? Once the bread pops up, it's got the letters FCB burned on to it.
You nurture and nurture, you toast and you toast, and then Bayern get it when it's ready.
[H/T 101 Great Goals]