12 Times Tom Brady Absolutely Owned Facebook in 2014

Tom Brady hasn’t gotten on Twitter yet, but his Facebook game is off the charts.

Let’s face it. 2014 wouldn’t have been the same without Brady’s sharp wit and his epic Throwback Thursdays. Throw in Brady's impeccable Photoshop technique, and you’ve got one of the most entertaining accounts on all of Facebook.

I have a feeling Brady's mastery of social media is exactly what Mark Zuckerberg had in mind when he created Facebook in his Harvard dorm room.

For starters, the New England Patriots quarterback gave us this tasty nugget to chew on just the other day.

This 41-second clip is dripping in irony. Why put Brady in slow motion? He already runs that way. The triumphant music of "Chariots of Fire" in the background is a nice touch.

Running is a fine way to burn calories, but at his core, Brady is about comfort. And nothing’s more comfortable than a pair of Uggs (I assume).

Considering this is Brady’s busiest time of the year, it has to be nice knowing he can get all his Christmas shopping done in one place. I hope Gisele likes sheepskin.

We've seen Brady wear Uggs before, but we've never seen the man rock a mullet. That all changed on December 3.

I don’t know why, but the world just feels like a better place with Gary Brady in it.

Let's go back to Tom for a second, though. Brady’s rugged good looks and his cannon right arm are well-documented. But one thing he doesn’t get enough credit for is his Photoshopping ability. Some of these are pure genius.

Brady's allegiance to the Boston Celtics in that last post marks an unusual occurrence. Sure Brady has spent the majority of his professional life in Eastern Massachusetts, but he still embraces his California roots. According to Google maps, the World Series champion San Francisco Giants play their games 24 minutes from Brady’s hometown of San Mateo.

Those hot summers in Northern California must feel like a lifetime ago for Brady. Certainly 15 years in the NFL can make any man feel nostalgic. That’s why Brady posted this gem of Ryan Mallett carrying his pads around training camp in 2011.

Brady must have felt like a proud father watching Mallett and another former backup, Brian Hoyer, square off in a game earlier this year.

For those well-versed in Patriots lore, there’s no question when the great New England dynasty began. It started in snowy Foxborough with a game against the Oakland Raiders. Brady reminded us of the famous “Tuck Rule” game with this post from September.

The troll is strong in this one.

Of course, the most interesting fact we learned about Brady this year (aside from his beer-chugging expertise) is that he almost became a stockbroker with Merrill Lynch. He never needed this resume (submitted via ESPN’s Field Yates), but from the looks of it, he wouldn’t have had much trouble finding a job. Nice GPA, Tom.

General studies? Are we sure Brady's major wasn't comedy?

We’ve seen Brady’s dorky side over the years (check out these dance moves), but no running gag has carried as much comic weight as Brady’s repeated attempts at high-fiving. Brady celebrated LeGarrette Blount’s return to the Patriots in November by re-posting this extremely reluctant hand slap from last season.

Let’s not forget that Touchdown Tom is also a family man. Here’s an adorable shot of him spending time with his kids before a preseason game against the Philadelphia Eagles.

2014 just flew by, didn’t it? If you’re in the mood for one last walk down memory lane, give Brady’s Facebook a try. It’s not the worst way to spend your holidays.