Viggo Mortensen Says San Lorenzo Should Upset Cristiano Ronaldo's Hairdo

Viggo Mortensen is not a huge fan of Cristiano Ronaldo's. 

The actor is a fan of Real Madrid, but he's a far, far bigger fan of Argentine side, San Lorenzo, who face Real Madrid in the FIFA Club World Cup final on Saturday. 

In the match's buildup, the New York-born actor (but raised in Buenos Aires), penned a column for notoriously pro-Madrid publication, Marca. 

Mortensen seemed most upset by a quote from Madrid boss Carlo Ancelotti who said that Ronaldo is saving his goal for the final after the Portuguese star didn't score during Madrid's 4-0 win over Cruz Azul. 

He also had some strategic advice for his beloved side: screw with Ronaldo's hair. 

"

We shouldn't let Ancelotti and the Real Madrid press provoke us. This highly respected Italian manager has been a little arrogant by saying that the reason Ronaldo didn't score against Cruz Azul is that 'he is saving a goal for the final.' 

The only reaction that such a comment deserves is to try to upset the Portuguese goal-scorer in the final. If they mark the Real No. 7 well, maybe upset his hairdo a little in the first 15 minutes of the game, it will be enough for him to have one of his frequent poor performances in the big games. 

"

Christophe Ena/Associated Press

[Marca, h/t Deadspin]