NFL Ugly Christmas Sweaters Are Exactly as Advertised

The holiday season is here, meaning every person you’ve encountered in the span of your lifetime is having an ugly-sweater party this weekend.

You almost certainly will not be able to get out of all of them, meaning you need to find a scratchy, horrid piece of yarn to wear. The good news is you now have some football-centric options courtesy of Fresh Brewed Tees.

ESPN’s Darren Rovell tweeted out a number of ugly NFL sweaters conceived by the Cleveland-based apparel company for the holidays. They are very ugly and adorned with all manner of catchphrases.

You can go Dez Bryant-style and yell at friends while throwing up the “X”:

Or you can wear the Johnny Manziel sweater, which Marvin Lewis would have you believe is too small:

You’ve got plenty of options:

Of course, if none of these suit your fancy, you can head to Goodwill and choose from an entire array of sweaters reeking of particle board and powdered coffee creamer. 

Just remember: The key is finding one that looks like it was built by birds. That's vital.

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