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Dan CarsonDec 11, 2014
A thin line exists between fashion-forward and reckless. These Seattle Seahawks-inspired uniforms crossed over into reckless and kept on going.
NextImpulseSports.com’s Pete Blackburn spied what appears to be a youth football team being punished with new Seahawks-flavored uniforms:
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This is not the face of a person loving their look:
We’ve seen this before:
Someone help these kids. They did not sign up to be toad people. They just want to play football without looking like air-freshening salamanders. There’s nothing wrong with asymmetrical design, but cutting colors off at the crotch is a bridge too far. You’re leaping sharks.
We’ll light some candles for you, guys. Hang in there.
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