Jags Owner Shad Khan Has a Big New Yacht You Should Look at and Hatefully Admire

It's not a boat. It's Shad Khan's new yacht, and as of Friday afternoon, it's parked right up on the Northbank Riverwalk in Jacksonville, Florida.

The Jacksonville Jaguars owner appears to be enjoying his new toy—a 308-foot custom vessel named the Kismet.

In short, it is annoyingly opulent and beautiful.

Not much is known about Khan's yacht. First Coast News' Travis Gibson wrote in November that the boat’s cost remains unknown. We do know that the billionaire will let you charter it for $1.5 million a week and that there is a custom-crafted jaguar with teal eyes perched on the bow.

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The Rams really lost out RT @BigCatCountry: ... teal-eyed jaguar on Shad Khan’s yacht http://t.co/FE83KwmWKh pic.twitter.com/luDgdXQXwz

— ryan van bibber (@justRVB) November 9, 2014"

The vessel was last seen all the way across the pond, docked up in the Thames River before the Jaguars played the Dallas Cowboys in London. It features six bedrooms, a dining room and more flat screens than you can shake a solid gold stick at.

Must be nice.

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