Some Guys the Chicago Cubs Shouldn't Target in a Trade

Tab BamfordSenior Writer IJuly 30, 2009

Some Guys the Chicago Cubs Should Avoid in a Trade

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General Manager: Michael Bay

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Leadoff Hitter: Ron Jeremy

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    LOS ANGELES - MAY 27:  Adult film star Ron Jeremy attends the Ultimate Fighting Championship 60: Hughes vs. Gracie at Staples Center on May 27, 2006 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Vince Bucci/Getty Images)

First Base: Steve Carrell

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Carrot Top

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    LAS VEGAS - FEBRUARY 18:  Comedian Carrot Top arrives at the 2007 NBA All-Star Game at the Thomas & Mack Center on February 18, 2007 in Las Vegas, Nevada.  (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Batting Clean-up: Bernie Madoff

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Left Handed Pitcher: Barack Obama

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    ST. LOUIS, MO - JULY 14:  President Barack Obama throws the first pitch before the 2009 MLB All-Star Game at Busch Stadium on July 14, 2009 in St Louis, Missouri. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)

The Closer: the FDIC

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The Curse-Buster: Goat Boy

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