Firing Blanc's: B/R Releases JLB [Humor]

Effective in the early a.m. of July 28, 2009, Bleacher Report and Jason Le Blanc have officially come to terms on the Promotion Superstar's release. 

Various sources in the IWC rumor mill are speculating he plans to jump over to upstart rival Promotion www.thewrestlingdaily.com once his 7-day No-Compete Clause expires, but nothing is confirmed at this time.

Bleacher Report would like to wish Jason Le Blanc the best of luck on his future endeavors.

Be sure to catch former Bleacher Report talent Jason “JLB” Le Blanc in action this Friday at the Juarez Blooditorium for his Extreme Triple Threat First Blood dark match against Umaga and Ken “formerly Mr. Kennedy” Anderson.

Other reports have also come in, mentioning that Las Vegas has already posted odds on how soon JLB will be a “Main Eventer” at The Wrestling Daily Promotion, as well as how soon he’ll be appearing on the cover of Playboy Magazine.

A Look Back

Jason Le Blanc, a four-time World Champion in the Bleacher Report during his 8 month career, has also seen success in other Rival Promotions, earning him the coveted Syndicated Writer title. 

This long time “Tweener” was not only the head of the cutting edge Stable “The RNN”, but it was also with this Stable he launched the controversial “Project 73 Initiative”, compelling many of his fellow talents to showcase some of their best work of their respective careers.

Fans’ Reaction

Le Blanc will no doubt be followed by the throngs of supportive fans he’s earned during his tenure with Bleacher Report, chanting his initials all the while.  Here are some words taken directly from his fans, in reaction to the announcement of his release:

“…I may even be interested in doing (edited for content) you, if you’ll have me…” –Jev Thorpe

“…I’m glad B/R has gotten you off…” –Matt Miselis

“May I join (edited for content) too?” –Benjamin David

“If there’s a place for a Peep, count me in!” –Captain Charisma

“…people outside of B/R will learn of (edited for content) a huge thing, believe me.” –Joe Burgett

“…I on the other hand just want to tell JLB “thanks for (edited for content) The Shit…” –Ron Johnson

More details, and fan reactions, as the story develops.

Author’s Note: This piece has no outward intrinsic value beyond paying humorous homage to one of the more prominent, prolific, and talented members of the B/R Community.  The above quotes are taken completely out of context solely for comedic value.