* Dustin Pedroia prepares for life after baseball

New MLB 09 commercials discovered!

The original:

On the other hand, don’t give up your day job just yet. I guess it’s a matter of motivation.

(Does that Sullivan guy remind anyone else of Grandpa from The Munsters? Use your imagination; picture him with slicked-back hair and a cape.)

What do you think, Sullivan’s granddaughter?

I remember visiting Montreal some 30 years ago. They had this series of dreadful local spots about Dorrian Suits, a mens clothing company. They often used sports figures (Expos, Canadiens). There was one guy with a very French Canadian accent who closed with the line, “There are no ‘assles at Dorrian Suits.” Of course, with that regional dialect, it came out with quite a different  connotation.