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Kyle Busch: Wanted for Assault on a Lady

Marc Boland
May 11, 2008

What do you do when you’re labeled by one of the MSM darlings as the ā€œleast popularā€ NASCAR driver (ā€most loathedā€ by another), supported by a driver introduction featuring a 150 decibel chorus of ā€œBOO,ā€ smack the fence five times and have loose nuts resulting in a stop-n-go?

The answer is obvious if your one Kyle ā€œThe Desperadoā€ Busch, you turn the Lady in Black into the Lady on Her Back and take a bow to your less than adoring crowd after yet another win.

It’s all pretty simple isn’t it?

Busch when asked post race whether the boo-birds have any effect: ā€œNot really. I don’t care. I’m here to race. I’m here to win. If I win, just makes ā€˜em more upset and crying on their way home.ā€

ā€œBy the way, somebody threw a beer can at me. Next time just make sure it’s full so I can enjoy it out there, all right?ā€

Somewhere Jeff Gordon is smiling as the cascade of beer cans have found another mark.

And somewhere else someone should be tracking down the asshat that did it so he/she/it can be banned from NASCAR sanctioned events for life.