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Kyle Busch: Wanted for Assault on a Lady

Marc BolandMay 11, 2008

What do you do when youโ€™re labeled by one of the MSM darlings as the โ€œleast popularโ€ NASCAR driver (โ€most loathedโ€ by another), supported by a driver introduction featuring a 150 decibel chorus of โ€œBOO,โ€ smack the fence five times and have loose nuts resulting in a stop-n-go?

The answer is obvious if your one Kyle โ€œThe Desperadoโ€ Busch, you turn the Lady in Black into the Lady on Her Back and take a bow to your less than adoring crowd after yet another win.

Itโ€™s all pretty simple isnโ€™t it?

Busch when asked post race whether the boo-birds have any effect: โ€œNot really. I donโ€™t care. Iโ€™m here to race. Iโ€™m here to win. If I win, just makes โ€˜em more upset and crying on their way home.โ€

โ€œBy the way, somebody threw a beer can at me. Next time just make sure itโ€™s full so I can enjoy it out there, all right?โ€

Somewhere Jeff Gordon is smiling as the cascade of beer cans have found another mark.

And somewhere else someone should be tracking down the asshat that did it so he/she/it can be banned from NASCAR sanctioned events for life.