Tom Brady Celebrates Patriots' Win over Bengals, Exhibits Zero Chill

Touchdown Tom is back! Or something!

Tom Brady pulled out of his pick-slinging nosedive Sunday, ripping apart the seam and hitting his receivers in stride against a suddenly hapless Cincinnati Bengals secondary. 

The Patriots won 43-17, and just like that, the band was back together. Of course, no one handled the return to normalcy quite as well as Brady. 

After throwing a red-zone touchdown to Rob Gronkowski, the 37-year-old Super Bowl champion rushed over and gave his tight end a patented, Brady scream-hug in the end zone.

This is your brain on football. 

Not content with his level of celebrations, Brady posted a photo after the game thanking his Facebook fans for their continued support. Yes, state law legally requires him to wear fold-over cardigans at all times when leaving Patriots property.

Congratulations on the comeback, Tom—but don’t get too comfy. The Patriots play Buffalo next week, and if there’s anyone who can match Brady scream for scream, it’s Uncle Rico lookalike Kyle Orton.

Things are going to get goofy in Buffalo.

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