Yawn..TNA Had a Pay-Per-View Last Night...and No One Watched It

So apparently there was a pay per view from TNA last night. It was called Victory Road, and like always, TNA beat WWE...

...in the most long-winded show ever.

The only thing I saw was the most atrocious show since...according to most of the wrestling fans, every single RAW for the past few months.

TNA had a chance to win the fans' respect last night (which they didn't), had a chance to get the advantage over WWE with those guys heading into Night of Champions (which they failed to get) and they had a chance to do something different (which didn't happen).

In other words, Victory Road didn't even garner one star from last night's show.

Seriously, did anyone really enjoy the show? Let's look at the results: The Main Event Mafia garnered all the gold last night, Angelina Love regained the Knockouts Championship and Samoa Joe defeated Sting.

Oh yeah...and Taz made his debut as Joe's handler last night.

Really? That's the best they can give us? Taz hasn't wrestled in years, 95 percent of the Mafia should be in the retirement home down the street from Universal Studios and in all honesty, they screwed up with the entire evening.

Not one surprise twist. We all saw the arrival of either Tazz or Bobby Lashley coming for the past month.

You could have at least surprised us with the arrival of Kennedy, who we all know is most likely heading to TNA after his 90-Day No Compete Clause is done with WWE.

You could have at least given us one huge shocker. But after this past Thursday's iMPACT, we all knew that the Mafia would most likely win all the titles at Victory Road.

We all knew that they wouldn't allow Kurt Angle to be defeated by someone as beyond their prime as Mick Foley. But what we didn't obviously know is that TNA doesn't give a damn about the fans. So why should we give a damn about them?

I'm serious. Why should we care what TNA thinks if they don't even listen to us?

Now they want us to join their TNAtion and follow TNA through practically everything. Unfortunately for TNA, we're a lot smarter than some of those slack-jawed yokels in Alabama and Mississippi who still think lynching is an Olympic Sport.

Contrary to popular belief, TNA has not impressed me in months. I actually called my cable company to ask for a refund after the show last night. When I told them why I wanted a refund, they emphatically accepted that and refunded the cash I spent to watch that garbage.

The supervisor then got on and told me I would have been better off watching scrambled porn instead of that garbage.

Guessing he was a huge wrestling fan as well.

In any event, TNA will be pointless to watch this Thursday night on Spike. Has anyone noticed that since Superstars came to TV, there have been no announcements about them breaking records.

So, TNA, you just screwed the militia of fans that you had by giving us a Main Event Mafia-sponsored pay per view.

Now, we're supposed to buy tickets to your lameduck shows in Orlando as well as your slapstick-style pay per view in Los Angeles? I wouldn't bank on it. I don't think anyone is that stupid.

And to prove it, I have decided that I will no longer write a recap for your weekly show on Spike until you guys step up and show me something. So, if anyone else wants to write TNA recaps, be my guest...

Because I would like to hold my lunch down for another week.

TNA, you get two thumbs down for Victory Road, two thumbs down for the past few months of iMPACT and two thumbs down for the atrocity of a company that you have regurgitated.

Anyone who wanted WCW-Reincarnated, guess what? You got it last night in all its glory. Thanks for the debacle.

We as the PW Section appreciate it...NOT!!!