LSU Fans Topple over While Necking at Death Valley

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love does not envy or boast, but it will force its whisky breath upon you before taking you on a 50-50 rail slide down the stadium bleachers.

Two LSU fans are likely icing their bruises and loins after a sloppy public makeout session ended in a tumble down the stands at Death Valley on Saturday.

Ostensibly bored with the Tigers’ 31-0 trouncing of Louisiana-Monroe, the couple decided to while away the time with an aggressive game of tonsil hockey.

Busted Coverage’s Joe Kinsey spotted footage of the saliva-swapping, which ended in an unceremonious tumble onto fans in the seats below.

As video evidence suggests, Bromeo might have overestimated his balance and strength in this endeavor. Despite his undoubtedly noble intentions, the young man’s attempt to sweep his partner off her feet ended shortly after hair-wrestling her face into his.

Fortunately, our knight in shining Polo managed to soften the young damsel’s landing, effectively cushioning their fall with his body and those of the fans below.

One day, decades from now, they’ll look back at this moment and laugh as their grandchildren tinker by the hearth.

“You know, kids, your grandfather used to be quite the tongue-jouster,” this woman might say. “I’ll never forget our first public makeout. We fell for each other so hard.”

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