Some Bucknell University Football Players Took the Most Ridiculous Team Pictures
They are Bucknell Football. They are those guys.
There are a few in every group—the clowns who take it upon themselves to spice up a lame, mandatory event.
In this case, it was a group of Bucknell football players who brought the ruckus to a team photo shoot. A small cross section of the Bisons’ most dedicated goofs arrived for their close-ups looking like a mixed bag of carnival workers and 19th-century robber barons.
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Deadspin’s Sean Newell spotted the pictures of the ragtag troupe, which had enough mustaches, mullets and raised eyebrows on hand to start a stock car race.
Let’s begin with wide receiver Brandon Farrell, who looks like he just hot-boxed a tanning bed.
Here’s Troy “You talking to me?” Glenn.
C.J. Williams enjoys yards after contact, fast lawn mowers and Aaron Rodgers cosplay.
Louis Taglianetti will remove your restrictor plate and wax your chest for a nominal fee.
Ben Schumacher can make an orange mocha Frappuccino from scratch.
Jimmy King misses summer lovin’ and having a blast.
He is Clayton Hoffmaster, earl of sandwiches.
Last but not least, we have Matthew Steinbeck, a modern-day Bronalisa and almost certainly the progeny of John Steinbeck. The stare-into-the-middle-distance look is a dead giveaway.
Well done, Bucknell. You took the preseason by storm.
No matter what happens this season, you are those guys, and no one can take that away from you.
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