WWE RAW Rewind: Robot Chicken Goes Live!

RAW in Orlando opens up with the arrival of the co-No.1 Contender for the WWE Championship at Night of Champions, Triple H. After soaking in the huge ovation that the crowd in South Florida gives him, The Game just smiles and enjoys the fun! He then introduces that night’s RAW guest host: Seth Green!

The Robot Chicken Co-Creator comes out to a raucous crowd of his own. Green shows how ecstatic he is by throwing a Six-Diva Swimsuit Spectacular as his first order of business. Triple H, then, talks about Robot Chicken’s season premiere and the biggest addition to it: Triple H. The clip shows Dakota Fanning beating the tar out of Triple H before John Cena comes down to save The Game.

Both men then focus their attention on Randy Orton before the WWE Champion makes his appearance on the broadcast.

Orton comes out and makes it obvious that he is the WWE Champion before turning his attention to the Guest Host of the Night. Triple H then jumps in and says that he should face Orton tonight.

After Orton makes it clear that both he and Cena will lose tonight, Triple H then offers to drop him right then right there. Orton then leaves the ring, only to have Seth Green let him know that Legacy will team with Orton to face Triple H, John Cena…and himself?

As all three men stare each other down, Kelly Kelly makes her way to the ring for the Six-Diva Swimsuit Spectacular.

Six Diva Swimsuit Spectacular Match: Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim & Mickie James vs. Maryse, Rosa Mendes & Alicia Fox

Team Kelly gets control of the match right off the bat with control of Rosa and Alicia. But Rosa uses her cunning skills to get brief control of her opponent before tagging in Alicia Fox. Fox applies a headlock, but Kelly manages to get herself out of the submission before delivering a clothesline. Both women tag in Night of Champions opponents Maryse and Mickie. Mickie has complete control with a hurrcanrana followed by the Lou Thesz Splash.

An all-out catfight ensues that allows Maryse to get complete control with the Au Revoir to pick up the win over her Night of Champions opponent.

After the bell, Chris Jericho interrupts Seth Green by boasting about himself and insulting the fans as well as his Boss for the Night. Green finally has enough of Jericho’s antics and decides that it’s best for him to leave RAW and the building tonight. Jericho then decides that he has something to say and will say it tonight before leaving Seth’s office.

Primo vs. The Miz

Nothing much here except for, thanks to Carlito, The Miz picks up the win. After the bell, Carlito continues to punk his brother, even going as far as to spit his trademark apple in his face. Sorry people, but Albert Pujols was up in the Home Run Derby, so that took precedence to this match.

Following a quick rewind from Hornswoggle, Big Show comes in and cracks jokes at the expense of Seth Green.

MVP vs. Jack Swagger

Swagger is completely thrown off his game right off the bat, and has no problem letting Cole and King know about it. Back in the ring, Swagger gets control after shoving MVP into the steel post, but MVP bounces back and delivers the Ballin’ Elbow Drop to continue the pressure on Swagger. Swagger uses the injured arm to unload the Swagger Bomb to get his first official victory as a member of the RAW roster.

In the back, Jericho struts his way towards the ring to make his speech.

Intermission: Edge’s Surgery and Jericho’s Speech

Jericho comes out and insults the fans, Seth Green, even his former partner, Edge. He then reveals that he placed a clause in his contract that says that in the event that Edge would be injured, he would be allowed to choose a new partner. Just as he says that, Mark Henry makes his way down to the ring. Henry decides that he didn’t come out there to be his partner. He came out to be his opponent instead.

With that, Henry begins to decimate one half of the Unified WWE Tag Team Champions. Jericho slides out of the ring and begins to walk away until it becomes clear that Jericho will be fighting Mark Henry via the announcement by RAW Host Seth Green.

Chris Jericho vs. Mark Henry

Henry shows complete dominance throughout the beginning of the match, and as Jericho tries to get an advantage, Henry levels him with a brick wall tackle. Jericho then decides to walk out of the match and take the count-out loss as Henry celebrates in the ring.

Hornswoggle vs. Chavo Guerrero—Chavo has to Wrestle with one hand tied behind his back

Hornswoggle shows his fun side by kicking him in the keister. As Chavo tries to get control, Hornswoggle bites his hand delivers some punches. Hornswoggle has complete control as he delivers the Stinkface before getting caught with a boot to the mouth. Chavo shows that mean streak by stomping on the little guy, but as he goes for the Three Amigos, Hornswoggle gets the small package to pick up his second upset-victory over the Latin Warrior.

In the back, Ted DiBiase is talking about his actions last week when Cody Rhodes drops a bombshell that Dusty Rhodes might be next week’s Guest Host. After a heated encounter with his Legacy partner, Orton makes it clear that their job is to take out Cena and Triple H, but as for Seth Green, Orton intends to take him out, personally.

Big Show vs. Evan Bourne

Bourne tries to fight the good fight, but Big Show uses his raw power and size to get control of the match. He then applies a Butterfly submission and turns it into a Butterfly Toss before walking on the abdomen of the high flyer.

Despite all his efforts, Bourne gets dropped with a Spear followed by the Colossal Clutch as Show gets the win. When Show refuses to break the hold, Kofi Kingston comes in and delivers two kicks to the World’s Largest Athlete to send him packing.

In the back, Santino is sent away by Triple H and John Cena, who grace their partner with their presence. Following a quick punk out by the duo, Seth Green takes another hit from his inhaler before wiping the sweat from his brow. Before the break, we find out that next week’s RAW Telecast at NC State University will have two guest hosts: ZZ Top!

Six-Man Tag Team Match: The Legacy vs. Triple H, John Cena & Seth Green

Cena and Triple H have control of the match, and shockingly enough, Seth Green tags in and delivers a huge punch to Cody Rhodes. As Rhodes gives chase, Triple H levels him on the outside, but thanks to Orton, Legacy gets control.

Orton comes in and nails the Rope DDT. A set of double-teams allows Legacy to continue the assault on Cena. Cena powers out of the Full Nelson, but both men deliver a pair of huge clotheslines. Orton comes in, followed by Triple H, who nails the Harley Race High Knee followed by the Face-buster.

Triple H takes out Legacy before delivering a Spine-buster to Orton, but thanks to Legacy, Orton hits the RKO, but Green jumps in to make the save. Orton then drops Green with a kick to the gut. Rhodes comes in with a steel chair, but Triple H brings in his trusty sidekick, the sledgehammer. After clearing the ring, Triple H and Cena stare eye to eye with one another. The crowd begins to chant “SETH!” as his partners celebrate the victory before staring down his opponent for Night of Champions.

As Seth Green rides the shoulders of Triple H, and Cena throws the “You Can’t See Me” to Legacy, RAW goes off the air, knowing that ZZ Top is coming to RAW next week as the next Guest Hosts.