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Dumont Walker
Jul 13, 2009

When I say weโ€™re back, I mean weโ€™re back. Now scroll down this page and check out the latest edition of Walkerโ€™s Rants. Come on, you know you want to.

LeBron James has transformed into the biggest bitch in professional sports. Jordan Crawford is a punk kid who nearly destroyed Indianaโ€™s program and now James is about to let him destroy his image and career. All over a silly dunk. Smooth move Chosen Oneโ€ฆ

Michael Phelps set a world record, and Jimmy Crack Corn and I donโ€™t careโ€ฆ

First Steve McNair, now Arturo Gatti what the hell is going on out there?

Brock Lesnar is exactly what the UFC needsโ€ฆ

I am so done with Lance Armstrong. Watching a man ride a bike in far from entertainingโ€ฆ

Itโ€™s great what Mark Martin is doing out there on the track this season. But NASCAR could do without the legend and move on with some new talentโ€ฆ

Actually check that, itโ€™s not the lack of talent that hurts NASCAR, itโ€™s the lack of personalitiesโ€ฆ

George St. Pierre had an amazing fight on Saturday, donโ€™t care what people want to say about itโ€ฆ

Did anyone watch the LPGA U.S. Open? Yeah, thatโ€™s what I thoughtโ€ฆ

The United States Eagles were an absolute embarrassment on Saturday in their game against Canadaโ€ฆ

Dana White should embrace Brock Lesnar, not scorn himโ€ฆ

So excited for college football season to start up in a few weeksโ€ฆ

Dustin Pedroia made the right choice in skipping this yearโ€™s MLB All Star Gameโ€ฆ

Dwayne Wade should pack his bags now, because there is no reason for him to hang around in Miamiโ€ฆ

Upon further review, Kevin McHale is not the only reason the Minnesota Timberwolves is a horrible franchiseโ€ฆ

No A-Rod, no Manny, at least the MLB All Star game got that rightโ€ฆ

The Dallas Mavericks keep Jason Kidd, but they offload Steve Nash under the same conditions just a few years ago. Makes no sense. Kidd cannot undo your previous mistakesโ€ฆ

Itโ€™s a shame that the Big 12 will not live up to its own hype. That being said, Big 12 football will be great this seasonโ€ฆ

The Springboks will win the Tri-Nations this year, and that just pisses me offโ€ฆ

I need some of those David Ortiz eye drops. They would help my workouts a lotโ€ฆ

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