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Atlanta WR Harry Douglas Shows off His Women's Deodorant on 'Hard Knocks'

Dan Carson
Aug 6, 2014

A crisp underarm is the cornerstone to success, which is why Harry Douglas chooses the only stick strong enough for an NFL athlete: womenโ€™s deodorant.ย 

Sorry, I was just working on my pitch for the inevitable Lady Speed Stick commercial Douglas will be shooting after his ringing endorsement for womenโ€™s antiperspirant on Tuesdayโ€™s Hard Knocks.ย 

Douglas took the HBO camera crew on a tour of his room at the Falcons camp, showing off the many fine amenities he kept stocked in his bathroom.

Among his precious toiletries rested a stick of womenโ€™s deodorant, which Douglas seemed especially proud of.

The Big Leadโ€™s Michael Shamburger took a Vine of the moment. May it forever live in your heart.

โ€œDonโ€™t judge me, but I use womenโ€™s deodorant,โ€ Douglas said. โ€œIt keeps me fresh. I just love the way it smells.โ€ย 

I understand, Douglas.

As a man who has found himself stranded without deodorant in a womanโ€™s residence, I can report that Iโ€™ve used womenโ€™s deodorant in a pinch, and the world didnโ€™t come to a floral-scented end.ย 

Unlike Brut, which leaves you smelling like a sweaty minotaur, womenโ€™s deodorant does its job without punching ever nearby life form in the face. I wouldnโ€™t wear it every day, but I get where the man is coming from.ย 

Do you, Douglas. Donโ€™t keep your stick of Secret a secret.

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