Steroid-Infusion T-Shirts ??

Have you ever wanted to tighten up your midsection without altering your Bud Light intake?   Well now you can have your “six pack”…and drink it too (+2 snappy blogging points awarded).

A new undershirt made by “Ript Fusion” is a revolutionary body-sculping undershirt designed to support a man’s core and promises to shave inches off the midsection, while enhancing posture.  Harden abs…enhance posture…and no work?  You had me at hello.

According to the website:

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Wear RIPT under a dress shirt, a polo, or a sweater and replace the tired, white undershirt for good. Regular cotton t-shirts are so dead and gone.

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Regular t-shirts are dead and gone, fellas.  Take note.  Now, even the biggest schlubs among us can look like Terrell Owens in a green catsuit.  No mention if wearing multiple of these RIPT shirts can exponentially decrease the waistline.  If so, Prince Fielder may want to try these puppies out because the vegetarianism hasn’t helped much.

More importantly, who among us hasn’t been disappointed by a padded bra in the bedroom? Well, now is our chance to bond together and fool a few of those young fawns that duped us into thinking they had more underneath the hood.

Liars.

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