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Is the UCLA Offense Going to Suck This Year? Probably.

AndyMay 2, 2008

Jason over at Whatโ€™s Bruin, Dawg? had a rockinโ€™ writeup on what our offensive situation is gonna be like next year. He realizes, it might not be pretty:

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Hereโ€™s what Neuheisel had to say after practice a couple of weeks back:

โ€œOffensively, we knew that it was going to be a process, but weโ€™re getting closer,โ€ he said. โ€œHopefully, weโ€™ll get to play really well by the time we get to Sept. 1.โ€™โ€™

A glowing account it is not. This is essentially the politically correct way of saying โ€œWell, our offense sucks. But theyโ€™re trying really hard!โ€

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I donโ€™t think Neuheisel is having any delusions about the QB situation either:

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The quarterback who is coming to โ€™save our seasonโ€™? Heโ€™s played in a grand total of 10 games, and been declared inactive due to injury in about 500 others. OK, 500 is a bit of an exaggeration. But heโ€™s been hurt. A lot. He broke his foot taking a step. 98-year old grandmothers do this. 25-year old starting quarterbacks? Yeah, not so much

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Dude, I just realized Ben Olson is older than I am. I hope he stays healthy for more than a few games.

Also, our O-line is totally going to suck:

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Our offensive line is terrible. Awful. Itโ€™s so badโ€ฆ.wellโ€ฆ.you remember that State Farm commercial with Matt Hasselbeck and the little cute pop-warner offensive line that gets run over? Yeah, weโ€™d be that little pop-warner offensive line.

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Lastly, Steve points out the one thing we all want out of Westwood, not just this year, but for the forseeable future. Iโ€™m talking about that all important benchmark that the Neuheisel era will ultimately be judged by: consistency.

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What I will be looking for? Youโ€™ve heard it from me once, youโ€™ll hear it one-hundred times: consistency.

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Werd, dawg. Werd.

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