My Thoughts on ''The Bash!''

What's up Bleaches?

Thought I stopped, huh?

Anyway, no time to waste, so let's Bleach it!

This past Sunday, the newly named The Bash happened.  Some matches were great, but some things just go on my damn nerves.

So, I just had to get everything of my chest before I exploded.

1. ECW CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE MATCH

This match was an okay match and had some pretty nice spots in it.

First, Swagger pinned Finlay, then Finlay pinned Swagger, then Mizark pinned Dreamer, then Swagger pinned Mizark, but, after it was all said and done, Tommy got the last pin after he DDT'D Christian.

And, after everyone scrambled to get a pin, time ran out and Dreamer ended up retaining his ECW title, and I didn't like that one bit.

But, in the end, it was for the best because this whole title changing hands like juice bull has to stop.  So, after a lot of thought, it just made sense for Tommy to win.

The only problem I had with this match is ''Mizark Henry.''

Why in the HELL was he put into this match?

He has no real wrestling skills.

All he has is strength, and he made the match completely boring. These days, all he does is Job...Job...Job. We all know that he is never gonna be World Champion, and I expect the WWE to release him soon.

They could've easily put someone like Evan Bourne in the match.  He is a great high flyer and a very energetic wrestler who would have made the match more exciting with his athleticism, but nooooooo...they rather put in a boring brute like MizarkHenry (SIGHS).

2. INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

This match was phenomenal and the second best match on the card. Rey and Chris have so much chemistry together and compliment each other every time they meet in the ring, so it was no surprise that they would put on a great show.

At the end of the match, after all those twists and turns, after they both got two counts on each other with sunset flips, Y2J pulled off Rey's mask, but, surprisingly, Rey had another one on.

That part of the match was unexpected.

Then, after an enzuigiri, a 619, then the big spring-board splash, Rey got the three count and regained the IC title for the second time.

Now this is stupid to me.

I didn't think Y2J would lose the title so quickly. I expected him to get disqualified and keep the title, but, in the end, it had to happen because a DQ after such a great match like that would have disappointed the Fans.

Rey couldn't lose the mask because No mask...No merchandise...No merchandise sales... No mask...No little kiddies...No kiddies...No MONEY, so you know Vinnie wasn't having that.

But, down the line, the only guy that I would pick to beat Rey for the title is ''Mr Perfection'' Dolph Ziggler!

3. NO DQ MATCH: Dolph Ziggler vs The Great Khali

I just love it when Ziggy hits that big, bastard Khali with a chair, but this match was meant for two things: to elevate Ziggy and the return of Kane.

The Man on Fire, The Big, Red Machine made his return and beat the living hell out of that Freakazoid Khali with a steel chair and made an impact in doing it.

So, with Khali down, Ziggy got the pinfall and that was something I thought would have never happened because he always got away when their were rules.

So, I figured this was the end for him.  But, Kane paved the way for him to get the cheap win, ''I don't care if it was cheap or not.''

4. UNIFIED WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: CNP vs Edge and Y2J vs Legacy

Because of stupid threats from Vinnie, Teddy came out and announced that the match would now be a Triple threat match.

When Edge and Chris came out, I was like:WTF!

After a lot, each team scrambled in the ring and out of the ring. Jericho hit a Codebreaker on Primo and sent him out of the ring. Then Carlito threw Y2J out, but, while all that happened, Edge tagged himself in without Carlito noticing.

Carlito hit Rhodes with a Backstabber and went for the pin, but the idiot referee paid no attention, so he went and asked the ref who tagged in.  But, as he turned around, *BOOM* Edge hit a spear on his ass and got the pin making him and Y2J the new, UWWETT Champions.

''Legacy got robbed.''

Vince was trying so hard to make Raw the best show, but, after this move, that ain't gonna happen anytime soon because with E&C as the champs on SMACKS, this just enforces it more that SMACKS is indeed the A show.

And, since E&C also have great chemistry, they will help all the more in revitalizing the tag team division, so the tag team scene on SMACKS is gonna get so hot with these guys in the mix.

5. WWE Women's Championship match: Melina vs Michelle McCool

McCool brutalized Melina over the past few weeks, so this match was no different.

In the end, Michelle (not the released one) won with some help from her lackey Alicia Fox after she hit the Styles clash and, of course, I was glad.

McCool is a phenomenal athlete and deserved to win the title because other than Michelle, who else is their better on SMACKS wrestling heel than her?

What, were they gonna give the title to wrestlers, like Layla, Eve, or Maria?

I think NOT!

No matter her involvement with Taker, she is the most technical and athletic heel Diva on SMACKS, so it was only a matter of time before she took it from Melina.

Melina seriously needs to turn back heel.  She really sucks as a face and her attitude as a face is so fake, and she still acts like a heel with all the viciousness and screaming.

So, a heel turn would fit her better because right now SMACKS only has two heels. I think Gail is ready to be the next one in line for the title shot, because, other than her, every Diva on SMACKS is a mediocre wrestler and is only there to fill spots and be in tag team action.

''That's how Michelle would have been used to.''

6. World Heavyweight Championship match: CM Punk vs Jeff Hardy

This match was kind of boring in my opinion, but also had a purpose because Punk has almost completed his heel role due to this match with all the freakin' heat he got.

When he kicked the Ref in the face and then said he didn't mean to, it was pure gold to me.

I remember when he did the same thing to Morrison of SMACKS. After he lost to JoMo, he wanted him to shake his hand, so this was where the face thing came in.

So, when JoMo went for the shake, Punk picked him up and hit the Go to Hell on his ass, and then had this stupid I didn't mean to look on his face.

''Loved that too.''

I don't care how much Jeff's name is screamed/chanted by the fans or how popular he is.

CM had to keep the belt at any cost no matter DQ, count out, or pinfall.  He had to retain it, because, if the WWE wants to mold him into a strong and credible Heel Champion, he has to have a good and healthy title reign as champ.

So, they can't give him a fluke reign like last year, where they gave it to him for three months and think he will look like a strong and permanent main eventer.

I expect this feud to continue in the following months.

7. Miz vs Cena match

This match sucked and once again...SUPERMAN wins.

Miz got in a few nice shots, but he got crushed to a pulp by Cena.  Just imagine, after all the hype of having Miz look like he beat him six times, after all that interfering, and costing Cena matches, The Man of Steel prevailed.

But, I knew in the end that Vinnie wasn't gonna let his CASH COW lose to some new and upcoming star like Miz in his first try so quickly. I also expect this feud to go on, and maybe Miz can get some cheap wins down the line.

8. Three Stages of Hell match for the WWE Championship Match: Randy Orton vs  Triple H

You know what!

I am not gonna even go into this match, because I am getting sick and tired of seeing these two feud over and over again. The main thing is that Orton won and retained the title, because the World titles have been changing too fast over the past few months, and they have lost the prestige they once had.

So, Randy keeping the title was the right thing to do.

After the way this match ended with Trips getting back up, hitting Randy in the Skull with his trusty hammer and seeing him stand over him like, that means that this stale feud isn't gonna finish anytime soon.

The best way to end it is by putting both of them in a Hell in a Cell match with the title on the line. Both guys have experience in this match.  It would be great to see them rip each other apart in it, but Randy should have the last laugh, beating Trips if they really want it to end.

So, Randy should beat him with the RKO, kicking him in the skull and pinning him cleanly in the middle of the ring. Randy needs new blood to feud with, so the best choice would be MVP.

So, hopefully this will happen after this tiresome feud is done and over with (unless SUPERMAN FLIES IN).

Overall, this year's Bash was much better than last year's.  I can't complain about a lot. Vinnie has been hilarious with his mood swings these days; he should keep it up.

Feel free to agree or disagree with me, but please no haters.

That's it for me Bleaches!