Project 73 Directive: Fast Forward to the End of Total Team Wrestling!

(Jeff) Welcome to Total Team Wrestling Round 4! I’m Jeff Gorman, joined by my longtime partner from IWC, Joe Dombrowski. Tonight, 10 points are on the line in each match, so the race for the TTW Cup is getting hotter.

(Joe Dombrowski) That’s right, Jeff. The eight teams that were victorious on our last show will challenge the eight losing teams. The Challenge Card holders get to choose the competitors and the stipulations.

(Jeff) Don’t forget, we also have Mr. Kennedy’s debut in an ambulance match. That’s our main event. Kennedy will try to prove his toughness before the NBA-style lottery on our next show. He wants as many teams as possible to line up for his services.

(Joe) Don’t look now, but here comes Allison Danger with our first challenge!

Allison Danger comes to the ring with The Prophecy Factor: Justin Credible, Danny Maff, BJ-J Whitmer, and Albert.

“Too Cool, we’re challenging you!”

Here comes Too Cool: Rikishi, Brian Christopher, Scotty 2 Hotty and Ernest “The Cat” Miller.

“Rikishi, we think Albert can beat you one-on-one in a sumo match,” Allison says, handing the card to Rikishi. “First one to knock his opponent out of the ring wins.”

“Give me that!” says Miller, snatching the card away. “I should be the captain of this team, ‘cause I’m the baddest man in this whole place. Albert, I ain’t even gonna get my gi on, I’m gonna whup you right now, chump. Call my Momma and ring the bell!”

Match 1: Albert beat Ernest Miller in 10 seconds in a Sumo match.

“Wait, I wasn’t ready!” Miller said. “I want a rematch! Hey guys, come back!”

Too Cool left Miller ranting in the ring.

(Jeff) Prophecy Factor picks up 10 points, so they are now tied for first place with 20 points…

(Joe) …along with these guys, The Big Shots!

Hardcore Holly, Colt Cabana, Ace Steel, and The KISS Demon come to the ring, pushing a casket on wheels.

“If there’s one thing I can’t stand,” Holly said, “it’s a bunch of Gothic looking vampire wannabes … (Demon glares at him) … unless they’re on OUR team, (Demon’s still not happy) … Dead Pool, just get out here before there’s trouble!”

Vampiro comes out with Great Muta and the two vampires he just traded for, Gangrel and Kevin Thorn.

“I bet none of you have been in an exploding casket match,” Holly said.

Vampiro raises his hand, as a smattering of fans chant “WSX! WSX!"

“Okay,” Holly says, “pick one of these other Draculas and let’s go!”

Match 2: The KISS Demon beat Kevin Thorn by giving him the LOVE GUN~! off the apron into the exploding casket!

(Jeff) Wow! As the smoke literally clears, we see the Big Shots back in first place all by themselves with 30 points.

(Joe) The Demon might be the MVP of this team, if not all of Total Team Wrestling.

“Hey You” by Scorpions comes on.

(Jeff) Here come the Future Endeavors!

Chris Harris leads Tyson Tomko, Ryan Braddock, and Kizarny to the ring.

“Hey, Mexicools!” Harris says. “Fire up your tractors and ride on out here! Vamonos!”

PROJECT 73 IMPOSED!

Instead, JASON LE BLANC’s music hits as Project 73 banners fall from the ceiling.

“Hey Gorman,” he says, “No more fantasy wrestling articles. Get in here and wrap this up!"

Gorman enters the ring and takes the mic.

“Well, I was going to keep this going for about eight or 10 shows. I wasn’t planning who would win the cup. I was just booking it show to show, and then their Final 4 teams would get to compete for the Cup, each adding two new members for the finals.

"Tonight, Mr. Kennedy was supposed to come out here for an ambulance match to prove how tough he is. Of course, now that’s not going to happen."

(Crowd boos Gorman)

“Hey, don’t boo me. Boo him!"

(Crowd boos Le Blanc)

“So more than one person was going to answer Mr. Kennedy’s challenge. Sonjay Dutt was coming out first, but then Ballz Mahoney was going to take him out with a chair. Ballz was coming to the ring, and then Kanyon takes him out with a Kanyon cutter.”

“Kennedy hits the Lambeau Leap on Kanyon to the floor, and meanwhile Villanos IX and X are helping him load all three bodies into the ambulance. The Villanos unmask as SNITSKY and MOLLY HOLLY.”

So the next week we have the NBA lottery, and Kennedy is all proud that 10 of the 16 teams have put in their ping-pong balls. The winner of the lottery is the Big Shots, but Hardcore Holly selects Molly with the No. 1 pick!

Too Cool gets the second pick and they take Umaga! Kennedy is really getting mad now.

Finally, the Future Endeavors select Kennedy. They have a match between Ryan Braddock and Kizarny to see who will get cut from the team.

Kizarny wins, and the rest of the team tells Braddock, in unison, “Best of luck in your Future Endeavors!”

The final four teams would be the Big Shots, the n.W.o., the Mexicools, and Team Big League. John McChesney and manager Larry Sweeney, throughout the season will have gradually influenced Joey Mercury, Amazing Red, and Paul London to wrestle like heels, and they win the Cup!

Team Big League goes to the podium for the TTW Cup presentation ceremony. The lights will go out (this is B/R, after all) and when they came on, everyone would assume that I was about to present the Cup.

Gradually, the fans would realize that it was not me, but actually JOEY STYLES presenting the Cup to Team Big League!

Not only that, Styles would say that Team Big League, the Big Shots, Mexicools, and the n.W.o. had all been promoted to the WWE, and that they would compete against two WWE teams in a Total Team Wrestling series that would replace Superstars.

Joey and I would commentate together, of course.

Finally, the two WWE teams would be introduced. They are:

THE BRITISH and IRISH LIONS

William Regal

Finlay

Paul Birchall

DJ Gabriel

THE JUNG DRAGONS

Jamie-San (Jamie Noble)

Jimmy Yang

Brian Danielson

Low-Ki

So, this would all be a lot of fun. So let’s just end with a big battle royale. Bye!

John McChesney wins and celebrates with his No. 1 fan (and the No. 1 fan of Total Team Wrestling), Dan Telek.

We are desperately out of time! We gotta go!