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Mayweather vs. Maidana Showtime All Access: Highlights and Review of Episode 2

Lyle FitzsimmonsApr 26, 2014

It wasnโ€™t Floyd Mayweather Jr. or Marcos Maidana.

In fact, it wasnโ€™t even Robin Leach or Robert Garcia.

Instead, when it came to Saturdayโ€™s premiere of Showtimeโ€™s second All Access: Mayweather vs. Maidana episodeโ€”prior to its โ€œHeavy Hittersโ€ fight broadcast from Carson, Californiaโ€”the best line of the night came from, of all people, veteran family tree actor Marlon Wayans.

โ€œWhat person that speaks Spanish are you going to beat up on this time?โ€ Wayans said.

Though it doesnโ€™t give Maidanaโ€”the reigning WBA welterweight championโ€”the credit he deserves for the status heโ€™s earned, the query from the A Haunted House 2 star does illustrate the basic storyline of each of the docudramaโ€™s three incarnations since Mayweather signed with Showtime 14 month ago.

And as it was for Mexican wannabes Robert Guerrero and Saul Alvarez preceding him, the tale being spun for Moneyโ€™s rugged Argentine is one of a back-to-basics father wading into the pool owned by the flashy, opulent and unapologetically brash five-division and pound-for-pound kingpin.

โ€œWhy not have the finer things in life,โ€ Mayweather said, as he toured former Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous host Robin Leach through a palatial Las Vegas residence complete with a pair of $1.6 million Bugatti automobiles. โ€œA million a month for the rest of a personโ€™s life, I donโ€™t think thatโ€™s too bad.โ€

Meanwhile, when the narrative cut to Maidana, it found a fighter who was mouthing from a similar scriptโ€”albeit with perhaps a tad less confidence than his ultimately beaten predecessors.

โ€œIf I win this fight, I will become No. 1,โ€ he said, in a statement that was more noticeable for the conjunction at the start of the sentence than the nine words that followed.

โ€œIโ€™m already on the dance floor, so I have to dance.โ€

If self-assurance is truly an issue in April, itโ€™s likely that disaster will be a result come May.

Fortunately for Maidana, the remainder of the episode was enhanced by the presence of trainer Robert Garcia, whose certainty of his manโ€™s triumph was reminiscent of the multiple weeks he spent on HBOโ€™s 24/7 show chirping that fellow charge Brandon Rios would vanquish Manny Pacquiao in China.

SHANGHAI, CHINA - JULY 31:  Brandon Rios (L) and his coach Robert Garcia chat at a press conference on July 31, 2013 in Shanghai, China.  (Photo by Kevin Lee/Getty Images)

That one didnโ€™t work so well for the Oxnard crew, but even Rios was around to pile on the wordy heap.

โ€œWhat you did to [Adrien]ย Broner, youโ€™re going to do the same thing to Mayweather,โ€ the former 140-pound champion said, draped in a sweatshirt that stretched over a body that appeared poised for life as a middleweight. โ€œI donโ€™t pay to see fights, but I got a ticket for this one.โ€

As usual, Mayweather seems content to spend cash on more gaudy trinkets.

He and a noticeably bloated Leach spent some guy time talking jewelry, ties and sunglasses, too, and sat down for a bit to fondle a table full of diamond-encrusted dog tags estimated at $5 million.

โ€œIโ€™m like a kid in a candy store,โ€ Mayweather said. โ€œFly, flashy and flamboyant. If youโ€™ve got it, flaunt it. Itโ€™s all about having fun. I like to be spontaneous. Whatever I feel like doing, I do.

โ€œBut Iโ€™m still working hard like I donโ€™t have a dime.โ€

Whether 30 more minutes will convince another million folks to pay $75 to watch on May 3, who knows?

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Episode 2 of All Access: Mayweather vs.ย Maidana, a four-part series from Showtime Sports, aired Saturday, April 26, at 9 p.m. ET, preceding the live Showtime Championshipย Boxingย triple-headerย headlined by Keith Thurman vs. Julio Diaz.

All quotes in this article were taken from Episode 2.