Carson Palmer's wife earns Foxsports.com player profile

The Dayton Daily News dropped a bombshell early Friday, and no, there weren’t any casualties. Carson Palmer, however, did feel threatened in a limited capacity.

“As soon as I walked in the door from work the other day, she just gave me that look,” Palmer said. “I’m like, ‘Whoa, calm down. It’s media stuff. It’s Chad being Chad.’

“I told her, ‘Don’t worry. I haven’t made any commitments to having to clear out the boxes in the (spare) room to make a bed for him. Don’t worry about that. It’s not going to happen.’ ”

We can’t understand why a wife would get pissed when told that the friend with the mohawk who pretended to etch three tattoos on his face and said his relationship with her husband was like Brokeback Mountain came off as weird merely because ‘he was just being (himself)’.

That guy clearly seems like a legitimate smart person unwilling to impose any harm on the family, home or overall income.

June 22

1978 - Roland Bailey is born and is soon given the nickname “Champ” by his mother.   With the cool nickname already taken, his younger brother had to settle for “Boss” which, predictably so, led him to a much shorter career in the NFL than Champ. 

The lesson remains—giving your kid a cool nickname as a child automatically means they’ll be a professional athlete.

2001 - The Braves trade closer John Rocker to the Cleveland Indians and in return get one less big-mouthed retard on their roster. 

2002 - In what is still one of the most bizarre scenes we’ve witnessed in sports, Joe Girardi announces to the crowd that an afternoon game between the Cardinals and Cubs is cancelled, with it later announced that it was due to the sudden death of Cardinals pitcher Darryl Kile.

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