Miselis Edition: The 10 Most Bogus Predictions for the 2009 NFL Season (Humor)

Old AccountSenior Writer IJune 20, 2009

Miselis Edition: The 10 Most Bogus Predictions for the 2009 NFL Season (Humor)

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    DETROIT - DECEMBER 07:  Quarterback Daunte Culpepper #11 of the Detroit Lions picks himself up against the Minnesoa Vikings during the NFL game at Ford Field on December 7, 2008 in Detroit, Michigan.  The Vikings defeated the Lions 20-16.  (Photo by Chris

No. 10: Jim Schwartz Wins Coach Of The Year

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    DETROIT , MI - JANUARY 16:  Jim Schwartz head coach of the Detroit Lions talks during a press conference after being introduced on January 16, 2009 at Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan.  (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)

No. 9: Wade Phillips Fired, Mike Holmgren takes over mid-season

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    GREEN BAY - SEPTEMBER 21:  Wade Phillips, Head Coach of the Dallas Cowboys,  watches from the sidelines against the Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field on September 21, 2008 in Green Bay, Wisconsin. The Cowboys defeated the Packers in 27- 16.  (Photo by To

No. 8: The 49ers Will Win The Division With Alex Smith As QB

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    SAN FRANCISC0 - AUGUST 16: Quarterback Alex Smith #11 of the San Francisco 49ers signals touchdown against the Green Bay Packers during a preseason game on August 16, 2008 at Candlestick Park in San Francisco, California.  (Photo by Greg Trott/Getty Image

No. 7: Chad Ocho Cinco Will Not Perform A Dance In The End Zone

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    EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - SEPTEMBER 21:  T.J. Houshmandzadeh #84 of the Cincinnati Bengals is congratulated by teammate Chad Johnson #85 after he scored a touchdown against the New York Giants on September 21, 2008 at Giants Stadium in East Rutherford, New Je

No. 6: Baltimore Ravens Nor The Pittsburgh Steelers Will Finish In Top Ten Overall Defense

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    PITTSBURGH - JANUARY 11:  (L-R) James Harrison #92, Brett Keisel #99 and Lawrence Timmons #94 of the Pittsburgh Steelers look on against the San Diego Chargers during their AFC Divisional Playoff Game on January 11, 2009 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Penn

No. 5: Dante Culpepper Wins Comeback Player Of The Year

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    CHARLOTTE, NC - NOVEMBER 16:  Quarterback Daunte Culpepper #11 of the Detroit Lions reacts after a play during their NFL game against the Carolina Panthers at Bank of America Stadium on November 16, 2008  in Charlotte, North Carolina. The Panthers defeate

No. 4: Ray Lewis Will No Longer Do His Entrance Dance

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    HOUSTON - NOVEMBER 09:  Linebacker Ray Lewis #52 of the Baltimore Ravens during play against the Houston Texans at Reliant Stadium on November 9, 2008 in Houston, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

No. 3: After defeating the Jets twice in the regular season, Bill Belicheck To Crack A Joke At Press Conference

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    FOXBOROUGH - MAY 2: Coach Bill Bellichick watches during the New England Patriots Minicamp at Gillette Stadium May 2, 2009 in Foxborough, Massachusetts. (Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images)

No. 2: Brett Favre Will Stay Retired

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    GREEN BAY, WI - MARCH 06: Quarterback Brett Favre of the Green Bay Packers tries to control his emotions at his retirement press conference on March 6, 2008 at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wisconsin. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)

No. 1: The Pittsburgh Steelers Will Not Return To The Playoffs

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    PITTSBURGH - FEBRUARY 03:  Head coach Mike Tomlin of the Pittsburgh Steelers waves a terrible towel during a parade to celebrate winning Super Bowl XLIII on February 3, 2009 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)
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