UFC or KFC, Fedor Exposes Zuffa As a New Breed of Bird

Chickens come in all shapes and sizes. Some are big, some small, some are so big they look like turkeys.

Zuffa is a big fat chicken. I'll take a leg please....

Dana and Brock chat on Nevada radio shows as if Fedor doesn't matter. "You think Dana gives a bleep bleep bleep about bleep Fedor?" Brock told the interviewer between steroid shots.

Talk is big; so is Brock. Put your money where your big mouth is. Yeah that giant hole in your face Dana/Brock/Zuffa.

If they dont take a fight with Fedor, then the UFC is admitting defeat and they lose by default.

I don't ever want to hear anyone say the UFC has the best fighters in the world. Just the most frightened ones. 

If the UFC Heavyweight Champ is a coward along with his management, then what does that say for the rest of the UFC and the illusion of UFC Superiority?

If they don't take on Fedor, then the UFC will look even bleepier than it does now.

In fact don't be surprised if Zuffa doesn't just drop the whole sports act altogether and just make TUF-style reality shows after awhile.

I mean, since they aren't really competing. There certainly isn't anything "Ultimate" or "Champion"-like about it. The only real champion is laughing his rear end off in Russia someplace.

The only real fighting done in the UFC is fighting to hide the truth. Fighting to stay away from legitimate competitors so that it doesn't mess up their video game.

Fighting to steal America's money with their WWE-style management. Fighting to stay as far away from Fedor as they can.

They say that if you take steroids, your...er...parts shrink. Brock must take so much that he shrunk the entire orginaization's...er...parts.

C'mon UFC, show the world you got a pair. Or show the world you don't. It's one way or the other, and like Brock, there's nothing in between.

-Marco Yanitelli "The Italian Scallion"