
Clinton Portis Wore a Ridiculously Awesome Jacket on 'NFL All Access'
Clinton Portis is a man of many wardrobes.
Sometimes he dresses up as โChoo Choo,โ the robe-wearing dance instructor. Other times, he prefers โDolemite Jenkins,โ the NFL equivalent of Napoleon Dynamite with a โVote for Pedroโ shirt.
Portisโ most recent getup included a bright yellow jacket and a pink tie, which the former Washington Redskins running back wore proudlyย Thursday night on NFL Total Access.ย
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The spectacularly weird sight was spotted by Rick Chandler of Sports Grid, and Portisโ outfit began drawing more attention than the playoff prognostication taking place on the show.
Even the folks at the NFL Network couldnโt get over this strange, trench coat-like amalgamation on Portisโ person, and they opted to turn his duds into a Twitter discussion.
Twitter users responded to the outfit, saying it was like something they'd seen before on childrenโs programming.ย
Some said it was the flyest outfit theyโd ever seen.
What say you?ย
Iโm not usually one for the trench coat, as I prefer duster jackets and the door-kicking benefits they bestow upon the wearer. I also donโt find myself hanging out with Scoob and the Gang often enough to justify purchasing professional snooping attire.
You have to hand it to Portis, however; he doesnโt give halfโor even a quarterโof a damn when it comes to what others think. The man didnโt even bother to knot his tieโa look weโll probably see Dwyane Wade and/or Russell Westbrook try to pull off come the NBA postseason.
Touche, Clinton. Youโre not always on the grid these days, but when you stop by, you really buzz the tower.ย
Portis went full April OโNeil.

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