Watch 7 Straight Minutes of the Ultimate Mike Woodson Reaction Reel

Spit happens when you party frowning. And angry. And with bemused looks washing over your face.

If you guessed I was describing the facial features of Mike Woodson during every New York Knicks game this season, you were right. You shall also be rewarded.

NBA.com's Lang Whitaker stumbled across this magnificent video posted by Oakley and Allen that shows the many different faces of New York's head coach:

The video has everything from head-scratches and grimaces to leers and utter disbelief, most of which were presumably caused by J.R. Smith's shot selection or Andrea Bargnani's defense.

Kick back, relax and grab your fake goatee as a dour Woodson shows you what it's like to haunt the sidelines during a Knicks season gone awry.

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