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Total Team Wrestling Round Two: Raven's Flock Dissolved!

Jeff D GormanMay 30, 2009

Sirens blare as Perry Saturn comes out to his WWF music with Kidman and Kanyon to start round two of Total Team Wrestling.

“Raven got mad at us for losing on the last show,” Kidman says, “so he went to TNA. So, the Flock is dissolved. We’re going to be in a 20-man battle royal. The top four will be the new team, and the winner will be the captain. Let’s go, guys.”

“Wait a minute,” Kanyon says. “I have a question.”

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“Yes?”

“Who better than Kanyon!”

“Everybody!” the fans reply.

Perry Saturn gets the mic.

“You’re welcome.”

Match One: 20-Man "New Team" Battle Royale

  • Fourth place: Gangrel
  • Third place: PAC (British cruiserweight)
  • Second place: Kevin Thorn
  • First place: “The King of Old School” Steve Corino

They take over the point total of Raven’s Flock (zero). The team is called "Corino’s Kingdom."

Next up are eight matches that will feature all 16 captains in singles or tag team action.

Each match will be worth five points. The winners will send two non-captains into a 16-man Royal Rumble in tonight’s main event for five bonus points.

Match Two

  • Filth and Fury (zero points)
    Teddy Hart
    Josh Prohibition
    "M-Dogg 20" Matt Cross
    Blitzkrieg

Versus

  • Club Extreme (five Points)
    Rob Van Dam
    Sandman
    Sabu
    New Jack

Rob Van Dam pinned Teddy Hart with a five-star frog splash.

Club Extreme gets five points and is now tied with Team Canada for first place.

Match Three

  • new WORLD order (zero points)
    Scott Hall
    X-Pac
    Scott Norton
    FAKE Sting (with kidnapped Simply Luscious)

Versus

  • Full-Blooded Italians (zero points)
    Tracey Smothers
    Nunzio
    Big Vito
    Johnny the Bull

Scott Hall, X-Pac, and Fake Sting beat Tracey Smothers, Nunzio, and Johnny the Bull when X-Pac pinned Smothers with his feet on the ropes.

The Congregation came out to rescue Simply Luscious, but Norton picked her up and powered his way through a pile of bodies as all three teams brawled.

The nWo is on the board.

“Score five points for the good guys,” Hall says.

Match Four

  • Big Shots (five points)
    Hardcore Holly
    The KISS Demon
    Colt Cabana
    Ace Steel

Versus

  • Job Squad (zero points)
    Al Snow
    2 Cold Scorpio
    Blue Meanie
    Gillberg

Hardcore Holly pinned Al Snow with the Alabama Slam.

Five points go to the Big Shots, who are also in a tie for the lead with 10 points.

Match Five

  • Natural Born Thrillers (zero points)
    Sean O’Haire
    Chuck Palumbo
    Mike Sanders
    Shawn Stasiak

Versus

  • The Congregation (five points)
    Pope Elijah Burke
    Xavier
    Elix Skipper
    “The Alpha Male” Monty Brown

Former WCW tag team champions Palumbo and O’Haire beat Xavier and Burke when Palumbo pinned Xavier after the Full Throttle.

After the match, Monty Brown hit the POUNCE! on Stasiak.

Match Six

  • Dead Pool (five points)
    Vampiro
    Jean-Pierre Lafitte
    Great Muta
    Berlyn
    (with Bam Neely)

Versus

  • Mexicools (five points)
    Juventud Guerrera
    Psicosis
    Super Crazy
    La Parka

This was a finisher vs. finisher match, because both captains use the Michinoku driver (the Juvi driver vs. the Nail in the Coffin). Juvi hit the move off the top rope and the crowd went wild as he scored the win.

“If you smell what da Juice is cooking!” Juvi said.

Mexicools move into a tie for first by picking up five points.

Match Seven

  • Future Endeavors (five points)
    Chris Harris
    Tyson Tomko
    Ryan Braddock
    Kizarny

Versus

  • Corino's Kingdom (zero points)
    Steve Corino
    Gangrel
    PAC
    Kevin Thorn

It’s an eight-man tag. Corino’s Kingdom wins when Gangrel pins Kizarny after an Implant DDT.

The new team of Corino’s Kingdom has its first five points.

Match Eight

  • Too Cool (zero points)
    Rikishi
    Brian Christopher
    Scotty 2 Hotty
    Ernest “The Cat” Miller

Versus

  • Team Big League (five points)
    “Big League” John McChesney
    Amazing Red
    Paul London
    Joey Mercury (with Larry Sweeney and Shane Taylor)

Rikishi pins McChesney after a Stinkface and Rikishi driver. Red, London, and Mercury carry Big League to the back and "accidentally" drop him in the aisle.

Too Cool is on the board with five points.

Match Nine

  • Prophecy Factor (zero points)
    Justin Credible
    Albert
    BJ-J Whitmer
    Danny Maff (with Allison Danger)

Versus

  • Team Canada (10 points)
    Lance Storm
    Val Venis
    Petey Williams
    Johnny Devine

Former ECW tag team champions collide as Storm faces Credible. The Battle of the Impact Players is won by Credible with his “That’s Incredible” pile driver.

Prophecy Factor picks up its first five points.

Match 10

  • Main EventRoyal Rumble
    La Parka (Mexicools)
    X-Pac (nWo)
    PAC (Corino’s Kingdom)
    Shawn Stasiak (Thrillers)
    Sandman (Club Extreme)
    Brian Christopher (Too Cool)
    BJ-J Whitmer (Prophecy Factor)
    Sabu (Club Extreme)
    KISS Demon (Big Shots)
    Kevin Thorn (Corino’s Kingdom)
    Mike Sanders (Thrillers)
    Ernest “The Cat” Miller (Too Cool)
    Colt Cabana (Big Shots)
    Psicosis (Mexicools)
    Danny Maff (Prophecy Factor)
    Scott Norton (nWo)

Colt Cabana wins by pulling down the top rope, sending Scott Norton crashing to the floor. The nWo attacks Cabana, but Hardcore Holly clears the ring with a steel chair.

Simply Luscious sneaks out the front door, escaping her captivity by the nWo.

Big Shots gain an extra five points. After two rounds, Hardcore Holly’s team is in first place with 15 points. Good night, fans!

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