An Interview With Mr. Jones

Yes, the Bengals have plenty of personalities – but perhaps the biggest personality belongs to their starting middle linebacker, number 57, Dhani Jones.  Carson Palmer has been interviewed before, and there are plenty of loud mouths in that locker room – I would love to have a chance to sit down with the quiet, intellectual warrior:  Dhani Jones.

The questions (I encourage you to include your own in the comments section):

What is the origin of your name?

Why did you leave California for Michigan, did they recruit that well?

You are now a world traveler and television host, which was the toughest sport for you to learn and compete?  Which was the easiest?

You are well known for wearing bow ties, why did you choose the bow tie?  Why should I wear a bow tie? 

When you played for Philadelphia I remember that you would celebrate a big play by playing the air guitar, why?

How great was it to play in the Super Bowl?  

Who is your all-time favorite teammate? 

Who is your least favorite player to play against?

T.O., misunderstood or a cancer?

You are 31, how much longer do you see yourself playing football?   What are your post-football plans?

On your TV show, I notice that you enjoy a drink every now and then.  What is your favorite potable? 

Who is your favorite poet? 

What music do you listen to when you want to chill?  Get ready for the game? 

Where are you keeping that Morgan Motorcar you purchased in England?  How fast does it go?

Finally, sum up Dhani Jones in five words or less.