Buffalo Bills in Reality

I am a Buffalo Bills fan by all means don't get me wrong, but all this hype surrounding this team is too much. It's time we come to our senses, and start becoming real.

The Bills will end up going 9-7. They will lose to the Patriots twice, the Dolphins and the Jets once, and the Panthers, Titans, and Falcons.

Buffalo will beat the Buccaneers, Saints, Browns, Dolphins, and Jets once, as well as the Chiefs and the Colts.

The reason for my prediction is simple really, and it is as follows.

Trent will start off great and the Bills will do great for the first five weeks, but Trent will have something bad happen, like an injury, or the cold weather will kick in will start to get to him. 

Turk Schonert's "no huddle" offense will go bad when Marshawyn Lynch decides he "needs a PB and J sandwich" in between plays or else he can't perform.

Lee Evans and Terrell Ownes will engage in what would mimic an episode of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"  over who is the No. 1 receiver, in which Evans will end up killing T.O. and will proceed to eat popcorn in Owens' respect.

By the way, Owens will ask the front office to make one of the home games "Terrell Owens day," which will feature the field to be painted with his face in the middle, and the fan giveaway will be a bag of popcorn and some chicken wings!

When Trent is out for who knows why, Ryan Fitzpatrick will complete the process of upsetting Owens and will cry to his mother when Owens "used his pimp hand" to beat up Ryan.

Dick Jauron will flee to Canada after he is worried the Bills will go 7-9 again. That or Dick reveals he is actually a robot and that he has came to make peace with Earth. He will reveal this at a press conference after being asked why he shows no anger when loosing 72-0.

I try to remain optimistic but this team really can't prove themselves until I see them at training camp in August. In reality the Bills will probably end up somewhere in between 7-9 and 9-7, which means another great year of .500 football! I cant wait...