Rafael Nadal's Silience-Breaking Letter to His Fans

Hola Amigos,

I'm veery upset about dee no good saying about my pink/yellow dress. Eet is veery good; I wanted to show my cute side to the geerls; dey always say dat Federer is dee cute, no?

I don't like eet. He always dee loses to me, I forever keeping winning and dee heart doesn't take out...how do you say eet? Mickey Mouse; no...no...Mouse, only Mickey no?

And I always say Federer dee the best player, no? And then people still angry with me for a pink T-shirt. Dee Yellow, eet reflects sunlight; I dee using eet to scare my rival Si; Uncle Toni's special for RG 2009- I have dee record to create here and the people keep dee saying Federer is dee strong after Madrid.

Eet is not fair, no? I dee got tired of winning and he dee got tired of losing; you say then I was dee tired, that is not fair too, no? That is putting....dee...dee words in the mouth, huh?

See, once again I tell jou Federer was dee better player that day and I didn't have my luucky shorts no? They at dee laundry and dat laundry man lose my lucky shorts... That is why pink and the black, no?

After French Open, new laundry and dees new guy dyes dee clothes well, so good color for Flushing Meadows, because I have to compleete dee Golden Slam no? and I weel complete eet in multi-colours.... Si I weel! 

Uncle Toni also very keen on that. He makes me dee practice weeth dee Mallorcan football team and I play reaally well. My knees now, not bandaged, no?

That is because I dee play football four extra hours; and I love playing dee football and dee tennis too...

Uncle Toni is planning to give me dee bull fighting lessons also to improve my fastness Si; I dee want to play good on every surface and win dee golden slam, no?

And, why dee fans keep saying dat I wasn't playing well against Daniels yesterday? I dee win, they complain; I dee lose, they complain, I get veery confused, no?

To dee concluir, I dee lose against Federer at Madrid No? Uno man told me that eet is lucky for me to lose against him; I dee lost against him at Hamburg and then he  lose against me at Rola Garro in 2007. So I dee plan to pray to dees "luck" for my RG record and jou also join. Eet is...Eet is....more and merrier, no?

When I after dee finalizar say "Tankyouverymuch", eet is please jou, no? So pray...pray....

Tankyouverymuch!

Adios Rafa