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Matt Williams, and Darth Vader - Seperated at birth

Daniel Hillman
May 21, 2009

For years Iโ€™ve held a strong distaste for Darth Vader. Partially for freezing Han Solo in carbonite, partially for leaving Luke with a mechanical hand (That was a big night for Vader in โ€œEmpire Strikes Backโ€, huh? Lots of action).

Similarly, Iโ€™ve always hated Matt Williams. Mostly because he was a member of those god damn 2001 World Series Champion Arizona Diamondbacksโ€ฆugh. As a Yankee fan, the image of that roided up Luis Gonzalez jumping up and down makes me want to stick a bar straw in my eye.

Now I have reason to believe the two of them are either A) The same person, B) twins, C) just happen to resemble each otherโ€ฆ.

Iโ€™ll keep convincing myself itโ€™s A or Bโ€ฆ.

Hereโ€™s the evidenceโ€ฆ

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