Brett Favre: How He Managed To Torment Two Teams

Do not worry football fans! There is no NEW Favre news...at least not yet!

Just the same old rumors and speculation from "Close sources".

Hall of Fame quarterback Brett Favre is still in his second retirement.(Probably mowing his giant lawn as we speak).

The Minnesota Vikings are still "interested" in Brett Favre.

His agent, Bus Cook is still trying to push away the media with statements such as: "as far as I know, Brett is still retired".

And as far as we know Brett Favre will not be meeting with Dr. James Andrews, to discuss surgery on that pesky torn tendon in his throwing arm.

Seriously Brett, this is getting old!

You pulled this on us last year, with you retiring, then you got an "Itch" and forced your self back into our football lives.

How many more itches can ya get?!

Does it hurt when you throw the ball right now?

Are you working with a trainer?

What new "speculation" will you conceive on us today?

Who in the world are these "Close Sources"?!

Brett, you had a great career with the Green Bay Packers, 16 in fact!

Then you made Packer GM Ted Thompson mad, so he booted you to the New York Jets. A new city to torment right? Well actually yeah!

You gave the Jets a few good games and then your arm could not hold up! So maybe this is the time to settle down and just learn to watch the game on TV like normal Americans do.

Hey if ya want, I am sure they will want a guy of your football status in the television booth! Maybe even work with Al Michaels?

Sorry buddy, but your tormenting two teams in one way!

The Green Bay Packers do not want to see you in their Arch-Rivals colors! You must be crazy to wear purple to Lambieu Field! Packers fans feel betrayed at the thought of you playing for the Minnesota Vikings.

The Minnesota Vikings fans are almost all in agreement when it comes to you playing for their home team.

But they wonder when will the circus end?

Make up your mind or move one, that is all they ask! They want a Super Bowl, but not if it is going to take all summer to decide if there QB wants to come back.

Brett, all we ask as football fans is that you give up the crazy circus deal, and the "Will he/Will he not?" hype and make up your mind.

We know you love the spot light, but maybe this time you could get your head together again and make a sensible decision...and SOON!