This 'Cheer Sounds' Cheerleading Mixtape Video Is out of Control

Imagine Woodstock—with better abs.

That’s pretty much what's going on here in "Dream Big," a cheerleading mixtape put together by Cheer Sound Music that shows a veritable sea of young people having the kind of fun you and your friends should never even think of attempting.

The mixtape was first posted by BroBible.com, which accurately assessed these cheerleaders’ trick skills as "freakin’ sick."

You may be wondering exactly how this sea of shredded cheer bros and girls found one another. Spring break was crazy, but I don't remember anything half this coordinated happening in Cabo.

According to CheerSoundsMusic, the sweaty flip festival occurred after the NCA College Nationals in Daytona, Fla. Collegiate cheer teams from around the nation came to compete in Daytona's Ocean Center, and when the competition ended, the troupe gathered for this tradition called "Stunt Fest."

As you can see, things escalated quickly. Guys are side-flipping girls with one hand, throwing each other in the air and doing other stuff that just doesn't seem possible. 

Put simply, it's a giant dance-off for cheerleaders. Any flip you can do, I can do better. If one guy throws 15 rotations into his aerial routine, someone with less body fat and a better tan will do 16. You could cut the pheromones in the air at this muscle party with a spork. 

So there it is—the most coordinated and athletic beach party that ever was. Eat your heart out, CrossFit.

Sky’s out, thighs out. Am I right?

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