Florentino Perez, Leave Wenger Alone

Dear Mr. Perez,

I recently heard about your decision to enter the elections and win your former seat at Real Madrid once again, I wish you the best of luck in the elections.

But you see Mr. Perez, the ongoing rumors that keep popping up all over the news, whether it be on the Internet or in the newspaper, it really doesn't bother us Mr. Perez...until now.

You see Mr. Perez, you wanting our players whoever they are, Fabregas or Clichy, we could tolerate that, we could tolerate you trying to go for any of our players.

That doesn't mean you're getting them Mr. Perez, it just means that we might forgive you for that thought, but the thought of you wanting our Professor, that is one of the craziest thoughts in recent memory, even the thought of it is beyond a doubt a useless waste of time.

Mr. Perez, Wenger is called "Arsene Wenger", a lot of us call him "Arsenal Wenger", do you think he could be called "Real Wenger" or "Santiago Wenger"?

If your answer is "yes", then please send me a sample of the crack you're on, I would like to try it myself.

He already turned your offers down before Mr. Perez, in 2003 and in 2006. If I'm not mistaken, that was when you were in charge. If you think the thought of the money and the stars would lure him, then why didn't he join when you had the biggest names in football history?

The answer is loyalty Mr. Perez, it is something that even your money can't buy.

Arsenal are one of the richest clubs on the planet, Wenger doesn't spend because that is his choice, Real Madrid are arguably the biggest spending club in football history. That is the opposite of Arsene Wenger. Wenger has a Master's degree in economics Mr. Perez, he would never spend like a mad man, to him that is like betraying his principles.

I could assure you Mr. Perez, Wenger is going nowhere until he finishes his project, then he will hopefully retire in Arsenal FC, his home.

Mr. Perez, Arsenal FC is entering what is without a doubt the most important and crucial time in its history, Wenger would never walk out on us. Not all the money in the world would let Arsene Wenger give up on us after all these years, he made Arsenal, and Arsenal made him.

You should try and get Milan's Ancelotti, or better yet why not try and go for Mourinho, he would suit you perfectly.

I think I speak on behalf of every Arsenal fan when I tell you this Mr. Perez, if you try to get our Professor, we will kill you.

Yours truly,

Every Arsenal Fan