Breaking: Tom Brady Prefers Wife, Gisele Bundchen, Naked and Also Rain Is Wet

Tom Brady enjoying the sight of his wife naked, making some fairly decent pancakes and more delicious tidbits are featured in an interview that is far better than warm milk at putting people to sleep. 

CSNNE.com reports Women's Health magazine had some questions for the New England Patriots star quarterback in September's "5 Juicy Questions For..." feature. 

Instead of "Juicy," they might as well have just titled it "Polite Things You Might Ask Some Guy If You Didn't Want to Be Too Controversial."

Hot Clicks, Barstool Sports, Terez Owens and many others were chatting about the interview, so we just had to take a gander for ourselves. 

Thanks to CSNNE.com, we can wonder no longer. 

"Favorite dish to cook? 'I make some pretty good pancakes.'

"Guilty pleasure? 'A frozen margarita. Oh my God.'"

I'm not sure if I'm more aggravated that the "Oh my God" wasn't an OMG or that this man's guilty pleasure isn't a burrito, which has to be the guiltiest of all guilty pleasures—aside from Choco Tacos, of course. 

It gets far juicier: 

"Favorite female body part? 'Lips.'
    
"Dream city? 'The one I'm in. I just appreciate each day and where I'm at.'"

If these questions were any more safe, it would be a round of miniature golf. The only thing more boring would be Brady proclaiming his admiration for women's hair. 

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What's your opinion on women's sports? 'Women's sports at a high level are so fun to watch. I could watch women's softball all day. I grew up with three sisters who were an incredible athletes. When I was a kid I was the worst athlete in the family, to tell the truth.'
    
Describe a killer date that you and Gisele go on. 'There's nothing like an uninterrupted dinner at a quiet spot where the two of us can just talk.'

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OK, timeout. This is where this juicy interview really gets steamy, as Brady admits that he loves to talk with his wife. If the interview continued, he may have even discussed holding hands or shopping for end tables. 

I think Kramer had this one right. 

Let's finish this thing off so you can get back to watching football highlights, if you can even enjoy such things anymore. 

"What do you think a woman looks hottest in? 'Well, I prefer no clothes. Au naturel.'"

You can see the rest of the interview at CSNNE.com, which features tips on a healthy relationship. His answers on honesty and communication are as controversial as Tim Tebow's weekend plans. 

But we really have to concentrate on his answer of enjoying women naked as the highlight of the entire interview. 

Brady, a man married to one of the most beautiful women in the world, enjoys nudity. I wonder how he feels about playing football. Hopefully that's covered in a much-needed follow-up interview. 

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