'Mr. Go' Is a Movie About a Baseball-Playing Gorilla and We All Need to See It

It thinks it's people. 

David Brown of Yahoo! Sports spotted the newest trailer for Mr. Go, a movie about a gorilla named Lingling who leaves the circus in China to play baseball in Korea. 

Join me in throwing wads of money at the computer screen. 

I know what you're thinking: We finally found a baseball player bigger than Pablo Sandoval. You also might be wondering if there are any rules that would negate a team from using a gorilla to win some ballgames. 

I would like to direct your attention to the case of The People vs. Air Bud to settle this matter: 

Essentially, I don't see any rules saying that you cannot use a gorilla, so we now wait patiently for some MLB team to raid a local zoo of its obvious talent. 

Unfortunately, we have to deliver some bad news with this tremendous teaser. It seems this particular 3D primate tour de force is only available at Korean and Chinese theaters at the moment. 

Brown does offer hope that the movie will make its way to the states at some point. Hell, if ever there was a reason to board a plane and take off to another country, this would be it. 

Here's the thing, we have seen movies that tried to make Freddie Prinze and Brendan Fraser look like actual pitchers. I think there is room to suspend disbelief enough to welcome our pal Lingling onto the field. 

Now all we need is a catchy tagline for the movie. I would like to submit, "The baseball world just went bananas" and "He's the jungle's only five-tool player."

Go ahead and blow up the comments section with taglines of your own. 

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