Left Turn Louie: Too Much Busch

I never thought I’d say this, but I’ve had my fill of Busch.

Every time I turn…uhhh…left, there’s…well…Busch. Busch, Busch, Busch, Busch. Literally, it reads like a 1972 fraternity party.

Phonetically, it sounds like the latest edition of “Hustler” magazine.

I’m referring to the last name of the drivers who have won four of the 10 regular season Sprint Cup Races. Of course, Kyle Busch has won three of those, including last week at Richmond.

If you throw in Kyle’s Gatorade Duel 2 victory in the preseason, then a Busch has won five out the 13 Sprint Cup Races.

Plus, Kurt Busch is only 10 points behind Jeff Gordon for the Sprint Cup points lead. On top of that, Kyle has also won three out of the nine 2009 Nationwide races. That’s all just too much Busch.

So, Kyle is really the problem. What’s up with little brother winning so much more than the big brother?

Why doesn’t Papa Busch pull a Williams sisters’ Papa-Move and force Baby Busch to quit making Big Bubba Busch look so bad?

Well, Papa Williams USED to do that until Serena not only rose to rank No. 1 in the world, but also used that to leverage a pile of dough showing off that BOOTY-LICIOUS rear end of hers in swimsuit and lingerie ads.

Although, I can only speak for myself in saying that I REALLY don’t want to see either Kyle or Kurt in lingerie.

So, who can we root for and count on to ensure there will be no Big or Small Busch grabbing the checkers at Darlington this week? While you’re mulling that over, stand up and loudly repeat after me…

“DOWN ON BUSCH!…DOWN ON BUSCH!…DOWN ON BUSCH!”

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