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The Bambino finally (throws) strikes

Stephen
Apr 26, 2009

The Bambino spanks the Braves.

The Bambino spanks Bravos.

Micah Owings had a fantastic outing today going 7 full allowing only one late solo dinger to former Red, David Ross.ย  He also gave up 6 hits, 3 walks, and struck out 6.ย  But heโ€™s not done.ย  The Bambino went 2-3 at the plate with a double and a run scored to help his cause.ย  The guy is a beast!ย  Welsh suggested that his fine performance todayย should be traced to the fact that heโ€™s finally pitching on schedule.ย  Letโ€™s hopeย Welsh isย right and letโ€™s hope that he can replicate this outing in the future.ย 

I guess the offense had been hanging out at the Reds Hall of Fame and Museum the past couple of days because it certainly wasnโ€™t anywhere to be found on the field.ย  Thankfully, it finished itโ€™s tour of the Crosley Field exhibit and showed up where it belonged today.ย  Jay Bruce hit a pair of taters and 4 RBI on a 3-3 day at the plate.ย  He also gunned down whiner extraordinaire Yunel Escobar at 2B.ย  I sound like a record when I mention Joey Votto every single post, but he gives me no choice!ย  He went 2-3 today, both were doubles, and knocked in 3 runs.ย  Unfortunately for him, Brandon Phillips bats directly behind him.ย  Thatโ€™s why heโ€™s crossed the plate only 8 times this season - 5 if you donโ€™t count the 3 times he batted himself in (and I donโ€™t).ย  BP just cannot stop swinging for the fences.ย  And whatโ€™s worse is that when he finally does something good, he screws up.ย  For example, today Brandon turnedย what should have been a double off the right field wall into a single.ย  Brandon must have been thinking,

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โ€œIโ€™m in a terrible slump.ย  I canโ€™t hit the ball to save my life and itโ€™s embarrassing!ย  Well, this oneโ€™s definitely outta here so Iโ€™m going to watch this one and practice my victory lap around the bags.ย  Oh yeah, mommaโ€™s watchin!ย  HEY MOMMA!!ย  Iโ€™m dedicating this homer to you!ย  Ha!ย  Look at Jeff Francoeur!ย  That ball went straight over his head!ย  The Face of the Franchise is BACK BABY!ย ย I wonder what Iย shouldย say to Jeff Piecoro after theโ€ฆโ€ฆ OH CRAP!ย  It didnโ€™t go out??ย  Dustyโ€™s gonna be pissed.ย  Oh well.ย  Glad I donโ€™t play in Chicago.โ€

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Ramon Hernandez had a nice little game today (2-4) and Chris Dickerson just sucks.ย  I know he was in there as a PH, but Iโ€™m just making up for yesterday.

Edwin still canโ€™t buy a hit or a break.ย  If he doesnโ€™t get it going, this guyโ€™s outta here.ย  I have to believe that his bat will get going at some time, but so far he looks like Edinson Volquez in the batterโ€™s box.ย 

Danny Herreraย is still rocking the weasel-stash.ย  I seriously want a picture of it even if I have to take it myself.ย  Itโ€™s absolutely magnificent!ย 

DONโ€™T FORGET TO VOTE for Sam LeCure!ย  My wife joined the campaign the other day.ย  Iโ€™m so proud of her.